I have no friends so
a lot
Heh.
You have many friends. You bought another key because these bonds collided upon your brain and instinctively you had wished to post some more. Clink. There goes 10 dollars. You find us charming. The effluvial grime that rushes down your mind form a mirage of our avatars. You see and breath us.
You're in the lab. You and your colleagues have found the cure to many diseases that have uttered their existence into the world, and all you have to do is drop it into a bottle. And then suddenly it hits you. "Gee I wonder what people would say about my drawing." Your drop misses the bottle. It lands on the floor and it becomes contaminated. Your peers quickly aim to fire you. The next day you pack up your things in your cardboard box and stroll down to your apartment.
You question what has become of your life. You sit on the couch and attempt to elucidate yourself. Then you think "Gee did Taboo post breasts again?" Your landlord comes in whilst you were thinking about this and then it hits you that you forgot to pay the bills. As he grabs you by the collar you clench upon your laptop as he tosses you out the window.
Thankfully you kept the internet password on your laptop, and you could easily unplug the apartment sign's light to charge your laptop. As you open it, a blinding light flushes over your face. That blue and white style, the sleek angular shapes arouse your sense as you tingle with ecstacy. Forums are life. Forums are you. You are forums. Never a doubt. As you melt into the concrete floor your arse hath laid upon you don't question anything anymore. You have the answers in your lap. A man from Ingsoc grabs you as you are dragged into the alley's shadows, with only the laptop's light glowing. It too fades away.
jk I have tons of friends i'm practically wading in them
o you trickster!!!!
anyway i'd probably go a month
although i'd be really bothered not being able to update the topics i manage
