Girls are just trouble anyway.
Besides, there's way hotter ones on the internet ;)
As for all this making friends stuff, it's pretty simple, you just have to put an effort in and talk to people. If you don't try to converse with anyone you're clearly not going to go very far with them.
And the whole "I'm not friends with anyone because they are all starfishs/stupid/excuse 3+" thing is just a stupid excuse people use. When there's one person sitting on the outside calling everyone that's enjoying themselves stupid, they're generally the idiot.