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[Incompatible]

"If life gives you lemons, and you think of making lemonade, you're doing it wrong"

[Ad Bot]

[Xolerate²]

do i win yet

[Dexxtter]

"No."

[Redconer]

"I try to make quotes that is so humorous that it will get sigged by millions of people"

-Redconer

[ßlöükfáce]

"if you can't handle something either shut the forget up or get out" -Blokface

[Aplem]

"There is no greater victory than that of making your enemy look like a loving handicap." - Aplem

[Bester Bageler]

"A girl should treat her virginity like she treats breast cancer, getting rid of it as soon as possible."

[PurpleSir]

"My balls are really itchy. Like, really itchy" ~ Sir PurpleSiringtonsonton IV

[Assistant]

"I'm an idiot, and I'm proud of it!"
~ MitchTheMayor

[Skull Candy]

"6b 69 6c 6c 61 6c 6c 68 75 6d 61 6e 73"
~ SkullCandy

[.:FancyPants:.]

heard this from a couple of girls walking by at school one day and i chewed on it for a while

"Nothing quite ruins a Friday like realizing it's Thursday."

[Scar. z]

i like my quote

Stop Trying fake Quotes, Asstard

[Swat 3]

"Human science and advancements will once day be looked down upon as we look down at the stone age. Human stupidity will still be looked down upon as a present-day epidemic."

[LurBree]

"If you are not funny. dukeof love=lurbree"

-Lurbree

ur welcme

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

"YOU SWINDLED ME"

-geoffrey the butler