richard was being a richard on the forums, in the starbound thread, ranting about how avians suck, when his computer began to rumble. Feathers started to fly out of the screen, and richard rolled his computer back, as Flatflyer, naked, but covered in red paint, along with feathers and a wizard hat started punching richard in the richard. richard was angry, but aroused, this was like a painful handjob. So Flatflyer pucnhed harder, but his punches were weak. And richard had a richard. Realizing Flatflyer was just giving him a hj, he tried to get back in the computer, but got stuck. He had to finish his work before he could escape. So he did, and left richard with cum richard, and went back into the forums. That day richard never again said avians suck, they rub.
I enter this topic and this is the first thing I see.
I am both pleased and displeased.
also do one with everyone who posts in the furry megathread