Author Topic: Warner Bros. is Building a Minecraft Movie!  (Read 4271 times)

I'm glad I never played Minecraft. I never will.

this is going to be the cringeworthiest movie of all time


I'm glad I never played Minecraft. I never will.
you aren't missing out on anything

I'm glad I never played Minecraft. I never will.

minecraft became hella garbage after that singleplayer / multiplayer merge stuff

all it did was make it easier for spergs to make stuffty mods that benefited nobody. then it was all kinda downhill from there

this is officially MC hate megathread.

vanilla minecraft can be a lot of fun if you have handicap friends to play with


Minecraft doesn't have richard for a story. What movie is there to make?

this will suck lol.

it would have to be like 100% unrelated story to anything; in minecraft style looks.

thats just lame. there is nothing to look forward to because the game just didnt work that way. what made it popular was that it didnt have some specific purpose. a movie kinda is contrary to that.

Minecraft doesn't have richard for a story. What movie is there to make?
legos don't really have a story either, but this movie is just going to be a pile of crap. How will they even pull this off? Use actual ingame footage or animate it?

minecraft movie should be like

this weird, avant garde thing where it's just jeb and notch sitting on the floor of this really bright, sterile looking white room with no windows or doors, and jeb is wearing an upside-down goofy mask, and every 16 minutes notch will utter out an expletive and jeb will yip like a coyote, and it goes on for 5 hours.

it should be 2 hours of wandering, trying to find their home camp lol
while juggling loot just to craft and survive as they travel. by time they barely make it home alive, they have half the goods they found to begin with.

its pretty much how the game goes.
XD

game itself is fine, a bit fun sometimes
its the community that loving sucks

it should be 2 hours of wandering, trying to find their home camp lol
while juggling loot just to craft and survive as they travel. by time they barely make it home alive, they have half the goods they found to begin with.

its pretty much how the game goes.
XD
the movie should be 3 hours of herding cattle