apple sounds very similar to starfish
im not an ass man
"Hold the apple in your hands. Think about the person you love, the person you hope loves you in return. Keep holding it until the warmth of your hands warms the apple. When the apple is warm and you've gathered your courage, give the apple to that special someone. If the recipient eats the apple, then you know your feelings are mutual. If the recipient does not eat the apple... well... better luck next year."
ok GOTTA EAT A loving APPLE
guys i dont want to eat a warm apple
she probably doesnt wash her hands help