zealot is very sick - went a doctor, going to NYC

[Pie Crust]

Never done that before.

Well, here are some tips:

People hate it if you use the seat next to you to sleep.
Never fap in an aircraft.
The flight attendant can treat you like stuff if you ask her if she's pregnant or fat.
NEVER NEVER NEVER: Play Counter Strike in an aircraft.

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[PowerDag]

[Niff]

Well, here are some tips:

People hate it if you use the seat next to you to sleep.
Never fap in an aircraft.
The flight attendant can treat you like stuff if you ask her if she's pregnant or fat.
NEVER NEVER NEVER: Play Counter Strike in an aircraft.

all of these are painfully obvious

[McZealot]

Well, here are some tips:

People hate it if you use the seat next to you to sleep.
Never fap in an aircraft.
The flight attendant can treat you like stuff if you ask her if she's pregnant or fat.
NEVER NEVER NEVER: Play Counter Strike in an aircraft.

damn i was planning to call the flight attendant fat while jacking off to counter strike

[ResonKinetic]

damn i was planning to call the flight attendant fat while jacking off to counter strike

Don't forget to do it in your sleep.

[Lego lad]

Went in my sig.

[lolz??]

how about we go back to the not completely forgeted up version
Circa. 3 pages ago

[carolcat]

The flight attendant can treat you like stuff if you ask her if she's pregnant or fat.

what would ever compel you to do this

[Pie Crust]

^She had a belly and I wondered.

[carolcat]

^She had a belly and I wondered.

have you like, ever interacted with women before or have you only ever seen research models with perfectly flat stomachs? because any person who has seen a woman before would know that some women don't have flat stomachs
and that's forgetting the fact that you don't just outright call someone fat or try to disguise it by asking them about their stomach. that's such an incredibly rude thing to do. sit in a corner and come back when you've learned some manners.

[Pie Crust]

The manners I need in Argentina are:

Don't eat with your mouth open
Don't talk with your mouth full
How to correctly swear at the blacks and at the yellows

[carolcat]

The manners I need in Argentina are:

Don't eat with your mouth open
Don't talk with your mouth full
How to correctly swear at the blacks and at the yellows

then have fun successfully functioning outside of a small social bubble. you're going to need quite a bit more manners than that later on, especially if you don't want to piss off people.

[Muslim]

Well, here are some tips:

People hate it if you use the seat next to you to sleep.
Never fap in an aircraft.
The flight attendant can treat you like stuff if you ask her if she's pregnant or fat.
NEVER NEVER NEVER: Play Counter Strike in an aircraft.

How would you even use the seat next to you and quite simply why?

And why would you jack off in a plane? Are you that loving depraved?

Dont you even loving mistreat my flight attendants like that. You should know better.

And wear loving headphones.

[mp7964]

[Rockinboy2000]