sent free monkey to random forumer for $10

[CharlesSpeaking]

four days ago, i sent a forumer a squirrel monkey (nicknamed "stocking") for the price of $10.

i have selected a random forumer (via piece-of-paper) to recieve a genuine squirrel monkey. the package was or will be recieved likely yesterday to tomorrow.

if you won this monkey, please contact us at (bee!)

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

what

[XR-7]

I got it. I'm also mailing it back. How thee heck did you get my address in the first place?

[Johnny Blockhead]

You sure Thompson didn't get it?

[CharlesSpeaking]

I got it. I'm also mailing it back. How thee heck did you get my address in the first place?

i got it inexplicably from your avatar's license plate

[XR-7]

i got it inexplicably from your avatar's license plate

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[Greek2me]

thank you for your monkey

[Blockguy345]

four days ago, i sent a forumer a squirrel monkey (nicknamed "stocking") for the price of $10.

i have selected a random forumer (via piece-of-paper) to recieve a genuine squirrel monkey. the package was or will be recieved likely yesterday to tomorrow.

if you won this monkey, please contact us at (bee!)

ARG

[Mr.Noßody]

Seems I was the lucky winner.

Next time punch some holes into the box.

[Eden]

Raven Rock received a monkey a while back. Was it a brown South American type? We performed tests on one of that breed.

[CharlesSpeaking]

how many people recieved monkeys in th-

Raven Rock received a monkey a while back. Was it a brown South American type? We performed tests on one of that breed.

by tests do you mean cloning and sending mass monkeys out to all the forums

[Eden]

by tests do you mean cloning and sending mass monkeys out to all the forums

...it was Autumn's idea, I swear.

[CharlesSpeaking]

...it was Autumn's idea, I swear.

see this is why i like winter

[CharlesSpeaking]

I heard the ringtone on my phone. The one I had set for 'text.' My phone was over on the kitchen table. I got up to go get it.
I checked my text messages. Nothin' really stood out except for that one text. It said "MONKEY" in all capitalized letters. I opened it, expecting a spam ad.

Then it hit me. Three words. "MONKEY IS DEAD." I threw my cellphone across the room and just sat there. And I cried. That monkey died. I killed it. I didn't know what I was doing until it was too late. Because now, that monkey died.

I'm sorry, Stocking the Squirrel Monkey.

[Johnny Blockhead]

what