"Portal: Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game" is the non-final title for Valve and Cryptozoic's board game, a strategy game in which two to four players guide expendable Aperture Laboratories test subjects around a tiled board in an effort to "test in the most desirable test chambers," according to Barnett. It's a competitive experience: Once a player takes the lead, they win by eliminating their opponents' test subjects — or their own. At times it can be a cooperative game, but only when people are teaming up to prevent another person from winning.
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Valve employee: alright guys we just finished another update for Dota 2, what do you say we get to work on HL3?Gabe Newell: NOPENOPENOPE PORTAL BOARDGAME FIRST TOP PRIORITY
