Okay, let's start from the beginning.
First, you say you require a card that records in HD. Interesting word choice seeing how capture cards don't even record anything. They just render footage from a media device to your computer. Nothing else. The computer that the capture card is connected to does all the recording. There do exist capture cards that actually do record, but those can be pretty damn expensive. Second, you want a card that comes with all the required cables. That will never happen. Capture card setups can be extremely complicated depending on what cables are needed and how many devices you're splitting the source from.
Third, why are you such a richard?
will you loving stop egging stuff on about my computer, it can do it perfectly.
how many loving times did I tell you I'M GETTING SOMETHING ELSE? Does that not loving process in your thick skull. I never loving said I can only record Toontown, I don't know what loving language you speak.
dude just loving STOP. I am NOT getting banned again.
it's because you're purposely trying to loving push me when I told you 5 loving times that I don't want to get computer parts. You're only doing it for the sake of getting me to explode.
I'm pretty sure you already have exploded.
I was going to try and legitimately help with what you're looking for in capture cards, and then I read some of the replies to the topic and decided to give advice on getting people to hate you less. I guess I was too late.