I'd like to point out that this is bullstuff. You paid for a piece of paper. Good for you. The only thing that will have me respect any point of authority is if they can appropriately apply their knowledge. Do something in that field with research and then come back and say you have authority over this information.
Oh my god loving dammit I pay attention in my classes, I go to college because I'm learning a holy stuffton, and moreso I'm learning how to think, how to substantiate an argument, how to build an argument, I'm building a base of knowledge in my field.
Yes there are people who go to college and mostly just get a piece of paper, but the whole "o college is bullstuff" argument is a bit overstated: college is whatever you make it to be and goddamn I'm tearing into it and loving it. It's not an inherently bullstuff institution.
Also, I said "modicum" of authority. I am somewhat versed in evolutionary theory, biological concepts, terms, etc. You don't have to be a loving biologist to be able to speak with some base of knowledge in the topic.