You know that literally every "blogland forum" post is a joke, right? admittance to trolling? And before someone posts "HURRHURR JOKS ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETEDING", please do actual research and you'll see that I'm right. I did not mean to post that as a hostile comment.
Regardless of your intent, it comes across as hostile because it makes it seem as though you're saying "this is not a blog, don't come here with that stuff."
Or something along those lines.