Author Topic: How do you masturbate  (Read 4539 times)

I take off my clothes and ram my body against the wall until something happens.
here we go. That one made me lel

also, wondering what you reaction was when you saw this thread
idk like
I guess I wasn't very surprised
I take off my clothes and ram my body against the wall until something happens.
oh. so that's what they're doing when they fly into windows

oh. so that's what they're doing when they fly into windows
:3



power tools are required

the belt sander is my favourite

You grab your rooster and start to slowly but surely move your hand up and down
You speed up with time
Atleast that's how I do it

You grab your rooster and start to slowly but surely move your hand up and down
You speed up with time
Atleast that's how I do it
well its easy for you to reach since yours is pretty much a pencil.

well its easy for you to reach since yours is pretty much a pencil.
ya, when I used to masturbate, I had to use both hands. But even then it was difficult.

oh. so that's what they're doing when they fly into windows
Oh my god lol

I bait masturbaters into my master bedroom like a master baiter.

This topic is one of the reasons that I poke into the forums from time to time, while also being one of the reasons I do other things... AT THE SAME TIME.

w/e, Two hands, furiously; cuz one hand doesn't cover enough surface area (for me anyways), furiously because impatience. Target on a paper towel hanging above, try to hit it dead on, bulls-eye.

Best way ^


This topic is one of the reasons that I poke into the forums from time to time, while also being one of the reasons I do other things... AT THE SAME TIME.

w/e, Two hands, furiously; cuz one hand doesn't cover enough surface area (for me anyways), furiously because impatience. Target on a paper towel hanging above, try to hit it dead on, bulls-eye.

Best way ^
oh god. I loled at the target pRt