I can't sleep

[yuhwryu]

Hey blogland  forums, it's 2 in the morning and I'm quite pissed off. Suggest remedies.

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[Frankie²]

masturbate, seriously.

[Flatflyer]

Punch yourself in the face until you become unconscious.
You'll fall asleep then.

[Machetian]

get a stiff pillow and a soft case as well as a second pillow. put the stiff one atop and put your head between the 2 with your face out from between the pillows. you hear and see less, relaxing your nerves

[Blockzillahead]

Strangle yourself until you go to sleep.

[yuhwryu]

get a stiff pillow and a soft case as well as a second pillow. put the stiff one atop and put your head between the 2 with your face out from between the pillows. you hear and see less, relaxing your nerves

ok, I'll just quickly jog to the pillow store

[Kevso]

Warm milk.

[blueblur121]

Watch youtube or netflix on some mobile device or laptop until you fall asleep. Just remember to pause before you go to sleep.

[foulprairiedog]

turn off your computer, put on a dimmish light, read a book.

[|Orange|]

turn off your computer, put on a dimmish light, read a book.

Do this

[Niff]

1.cut an artery
2.Bloodloss
3.sleep
4.???
5.dead

[yuhwryu]

turn off your computer, put on a dimmish light, read a book.

I would absolutely not fall asleep this way

[Legoboss]

i swear to god if someone posts jeff the killer

[Katadeus]

i swear to god if someone posts jeff the killer

You realize you literally just made it happen.

[yuhwryu]

i swear to god if someone posts jeff the killer

Why would they post that