Author Topic: Majority Groups in your school?  (Read 5153 times)

The Beggars: Ask you to buy them food for lunch, People who buy lunch are big targets for them.
I hate these so much UGGGH

the irritable/aggro people: these kind of people were constantly aggresive or VERY easy to piss off, people usually avoid them. (i fell into this group since my first year in junior high)

the 2cool4you/rich kids: snobby morons who would either shove you out of the way or wear expensive brand name stuff all the time. mainly consists of rich kids and popular kids.

the MOBA players: these people literally talk about league of legends or dota 2 all the time at the cafeteria during lunch or after school. self explanatory.

the euphoria cult: i shouldn't even have to explain this one.

the gaming group: self explanatory, pretty much that group who have each other added on steam. xbox live or PSN. probably the largest group since junior high started.

the goths: i shouldn't have to explain this one either.

emo kids: shouldn't have to explain this one at all.

yeah, my school has lots of groups to pick people out.

there's plenty more.

Popular people: These people seem to know everyone in the school and is liked by most. Always a rumour going about one of the members in the popular groups which then ends up in a huge fall out and cry fest. I tend to stay away from most of these people although I do know some lovely 'popular' people. I don't think this group is bad, just that some are overly obsessive.

Regular people: These people tend to act normal around school, they don't want to make a show for themselves nor do they either want to degrade their attitude and personality to gain something so small. These people tend to keep at a good grade across all classes and these people don't exactly care.

- i'd say i'm a regular typical joe-

Arsehole people: Arseholes, because one, arseholes is a British variation of starfish, and two, because these people have poor grades in class and ruin lessons for everyone. These people love the attention they get when they are getting brave and standing up to a teacher. These people generally fail school and end up going on a benefits scheme.

Odd people: These people don't seem to know what's going on. Usually born with a defect inside the brainicles which produce stupidity or raw blankness of human emotion. This is a variation of a robot although has human physical features.

well im cool with everyone at my school but 2 people

molly and benowitz

now molly, we liked each other once. we hung out on one weekend, stuff's cash. but that monday, she suddenly thinks i'm a creep and asks out some other dude. He's dumped her since and him and i are good friends.

benowitz is your general rich kid. He says I think i'm better than everyone else. I am pretty loving awesome, but i'm not conceited. he's dating the most popular girl in the school, has tons of money and friends. He can't help but constantly get angry at me.

that's pretty much it.

people

natives

druggies

Guys:

Socks with Sandals: Your average high school numnut. Has terrible fashion sense. As their namesake implies, they like to wear reef sandals with long, black, Adidas socks, accompanied by a blank t-shirt and a pair of athletic shorts. Their clothes never match. They never wear cold-weather clothes, and will even stand outside at the bus stop wearing summer attire even when it's 40 degrees outside. Their ranks are usually found in the freshman and sophomore classes. Love saying "yolo" and "swag". Often hangs out with the iPhones, Skater D-bags and Druggies.
Rednecks: They love to talk about three subjects: hunting, trucks, and fishing. Love wearing camo clothes and cowboy boots. Their trucks and shirts usually have confederate flags on them somewhere. From time to time they might fight with somebody who had been calling them names. They love to host illegal bonfires, paintball matches in the woods, and go over to friends houses to fish or smoke pot. Usually fail all their classes, and like to skip school oftentimes. However, they get along well with black kids, much to any northerner's surprise. They sometimes claim they are Christians, but the walk doesn't match the talk.
Emos: Usually found in the creative writing classes. Love writing stories about Self Delete, death and lies. Easily provoked into fights, yet they isolate themselves the most from the other groups in the school. They usually get along well with the gay kids and the atheists the best. This is one of the smallest groups in the school.
Atheists: Love talking about how much they hate religion. They are not afraid to openly mock a Christian in front of everyone, be it in the classroom, the lunch line, or the courtyard. They are easily provoked to anger and love to curse at everyone, even casually at their best friends. They share a common interest with the Emos and Furries: anime.
Furries: Often intermingle with the Emos, Homoloveuals, Druggies and Atheists the most. They know everything there is to know about My Little Pony, Pokemon, and any other anime you can think of. They love to watch Attack on Titan.
Druggies: Probably one of the largest groups in the school, next to Socks with Sandals. They love talking about marijuana dealers, distant relatives who own meth labs, or discussing who offers the best prices for cocaine. Often sell chewing tobacco and steroids to Jocks. Their eyes are always bloodshot and they barely get any sleep.
Jocks: Huge dudes that range in size from 5'7" to 7'2". Many of them are not even involved in a sport, yet they look like they are. They have a complicated relationship with the Rednecks, and tend to either be driving around and hanging out with them and then fist-fighting with them the next minute. They are usually the ones dressing up as drag queens on "Role reversal day".
Homoloveuals: They are easily recognizable by their spiky blonde hair or effeminate sailor-boy haircuts. Their favorite place to go after school is the mall. Can often be seen wearing bow ties, scarfs or other odd accessories. Their iPhones are usually adorned with cases that have the gay pride flag on it. Love talking about anything love-related, and gay marriage. Can often be seen making genitals out of clay in the art classes. Love sharing bare-chested selfies of themselves in their underwear with their classmates on "Instagram".
Skater D-bags: Love to talk about the super cool tricks they can do with their skateboards. Love playing Grand Theft Auto and showing friends their stashes of research and weed. Often pick fights with people.
Gamers: Usually overweight, wears glasses, and knows everything there is to know about World of Warcraft, League of Legends, and Minecraft.
Big Business: The well-dressed guys with clean haircuts who attend the VyStar Business Academy classes. Usually have all A's and are first picks for college scholarships.


Gender-neutral groups:
Mentals: Kids with severe disabilities or mental disorders. Tend to be found in the learning strategies classes and other such classes. They avoid the Rednecks and Jocks to substantial degree. Tend to either be easily prone to violence or completely isolated from all other groups. Often have trouble speaking correctly and say inappropriate things at inappropriate times.
Baptists: The few and the rare, this is the smallest group in the school, with less than half a dozen members. They are polite to everyone yet they can be rather moody at times. Other times they are the life of the party, and always find a way to make humor without it being obscene. However they are easily distracted by unimportant things in school, and because of this they sometimes don't do well in their classes. They make and break friendships more often than any other group in school, with their Christian values often angering many.


Girls:

iPhones: The sloppy yet sophisticated girls in the school who use "like" and "yeah" or "you know" every other word. Always seen with their face glued to their smartphone screen. Love anything having to do with instagram, hashtag, facebook, snapchat, and twitter. They are not very smart and usually rely on either heavy studying or cheating to pass their classes. They are always dating somebody and they always have a secret to hide or to gossip about. They are easily identifieable by their bright and colorful Jansport backpacks, which they put on top of their desks so they can cleverly hide their iPhones in them to text during class.
Snackers: An offshoot group of the iPhones, made up of obese or overweight girls. They exhibit all the same behaviors as the iPhones except they are constantly eating junk food in every class.
Egatholics: So-called "Christian" girls who aren't really Christians, including Egalitarians, Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons. Many of them believe in or support things that go against what the Bible says. They are nice on the outside but on the inside, when you really get to know them, you realize they aren't who they claim to be, and they actually have a very nasty and creepy side to them. They usually love video games, doctor who, star trek, or anime. Many of them are in the AP and Honors classes, are professional-level dancers, or both. Many of them date Atheists or Furries, and often fall away further from whatever faith they had. The "Christian" club in the school is led by these types of girls.
Sporties: Extremely physically active girls who are in the AP/Honors classes and often study diligently. Always have to go to lacrosse practice, swimming meets, or soccer matches.
Whiners: Always complaining about how their teachers hate them whenever they get a bad grade. Often skip class. They pick on other people under the self-righteous guise that the person they are picking on is a bully who won't leave people alone. Love talking about social issues concerning politics even though they are completely ignorant about politics. Most of them do not even know any other person in the US government besides Obama. Often the first ones on the scenes of a school fight, where they repeatedly shout "GET OFF HER/HIM!".

my sister is an iphone

Douchebags: Wear backward hats all the time and are on their phones 24/7.

Weirdos: Often annoying, sometimes nerdy, just not fun to be around. Usually say "TROLOLO" all the time thinking they're funny or some stuff.

'Normal' People: Do their work as much as they can, and aren't douchebags unless totally necessary. They're as us Canadians should be.

the only clearly defined group is the lesbian landwhale furry club and the guys who cling on to them

its all upper class white people and black people

the only clearly defined group is the lesbian landwhale furry club and the guys who cling on to them
aka your mom and your dad

aka your mom and your dad
um

the one wears a tail all day long, is three-hundred pounds and probably has a richard

im pretty sure every kid at my school smokes weed regularly. its pretty awesome

im pretty sure every kid at my school smokes weed regularly. its pretty awesome
why is smoking pretty awesome

I hate these so much UGGGH
Even worse i'm a sitting duck with a sign that says SHOOT HERE in flashing letters.