Author Topic: The worst injuries you've expirienced.  (Read 2474 times)

A crippling sunburn to my legs.  Probably could have been classified 2nd degree burns.  I think I was 10 or 11 and went to see a Tampa Bay Devil Rays @ St Louis Cardinals game with my grandpa.  Idk why, but none of us thought of sunscreen, and we were in like the highest seats in the park with the sun on us the whole time.  When I got home, it felt like someone covered my legs in bleach mixed with gasoline and set them on fire.  It ended up reaching the point that I simply could not walk for about 24 hours.  Taking a shower was utter heck ;) and I was constantly putting aloe on them.  If I take a burning hot shower today, I can still see the marks where the ends of my shorts were on that day.

i cut my snake masturbating with a tuna jar once

Broke a few ribs in a racing crash. Worst injury ever when you're laying in bed on your side.
Slightly tore my ACL during a varsity basketball game freshman year. Couldn't walk without being in severe pain for over a week.
Broke my nose. I have had two rhino/septoplasties on it.
Bruised my tailbone pretty bad on a rail while snowboarding. Worst injury ever for about a week whenever I had to sit down.

my head was slammed clean through a television

no i mean through the glass and out the back

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i still have weird bumps on my shoulder from a bad sunburn a year ago
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 08:31:41 PM by hodot »



There's a video I wish I could post, but it'd break rules.

my head was slammed clean through a television

no i mean through the glass and out the back
how

how

Same way that thecoolster can crack windshields with his head.

I once managed to get road burn from having someone piggyback me while running at high speed on concrete(yeah i know it's smart), and I slid, cutting a good slice of my leg open, and some of my arm, as well as ripping some skin off my hand. I can still see the healed skin if I look, on my leg and my arm.

I also once pissed a friend off and he made my index finger do a 360 and broke it. Later got it checked out, he'd broken the growth plate in my finger and I had to have a cast for weeks, and have it set.

Speaking of fingers, I nearly got my finger cut off. I got my finger caught in a school door once when I was like, six, and had to get the janitor to help me get out. Later, the janitor told me that I was lucky that they had recently repaired and upgraded the school doors - the old ones had blades in them that would have cut my finger clean off if I had gotten my finger caught in them.

This last one isn't me, but my mother was running once, and she got caught on something and fell(she's p old and has parkinsons, so yeah), and she ended up dislocating her shoulder, and making a gash in her leg, as well as full-on breaking her arm as well.

I once managed to get road burn from having someone piggyback me while running at high speed on concrete(yeah i know it's smart), and I slid, cutting a good slice of my leg open, and some of my arm, as well as ripping some skin off my hand. I can still see the healed skin if I look, on my leg and my arm.

That reminds me of my uncle.  When he was young (upper teens or young 20s), he crashed his motorcycle at like 70mph going over some railroad tracks.  He flew off and slid the entire way to a stop.  He has scars pretty sure from the road rash.

Broken wrist

pinched nerve in back and down the leg

i cut my snake masturbating with a tuna jar once

I am also a victim of tuna jars.

More than 15 ankle sprains from road curbs, holes and grass lumps.
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Broken wrist

pinched nerve in back and down the leg

I have nerves in my back that periodically get pinched between my vertebrae and it hurts soooo bad.  It's hereditary though (got it from my dad, must be something defective), not injury related.