What you want for your birthday v1

[Snaked_Snake]

So basically this is blockland vending machine with a twist, it goes like this

Badspot: I want a pony for my birthday.

Rotondo: Well you get a horse!    I want a muffin for my birthday..

Go!

I want a years worth of coca cola zero and dairy milk large bars.

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

you get a years's worth of pepsi zero and the opposite of whatever those are

i want a new computer

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a macintosh!

I want Starbound.

You're meant to say what I get and ask for something.

[Muslim]

Too bad.

[Lego lad]

Muslim didn't want anything for his birthday. How sad.

I want to go to Bricks by the Bay 2014.

[Swat 3]

Your car will blow up.

I want a really nice computer c:

[ResonKinetic]

Your computer comes to life and is very nice to you, but you can't use it for normal computer processes.

I want a huge sandwich.

[Swat 3]

Huge in molecular terms, it is only the size of a pinhead.

[grunterdb1951]

Swat has been too naughty for a present.

I want four quarters for my birthday.

[Lego lad]

You get 3 coins worth 33.33333333333333333333 cents.

I want 1,000,000 subs

[Abstath]

You get a load of submarines and sandwiches instead.

I want air.

[Swat 3]

Air contains poisonous levels of carbon dioxide and methane.

I want a nice laptop for my nice computer.

[Nonnel]

You get a bad computer for your bad laptop.

I want a box of animal crackers.

[TristanLuigi]

You get a box of dried, crumbly bits of the vital organs of lions and monkeys and things.

I want a stuffed panda!

[TheKid]

you get a real grizzly bear

i want something