Tumblr argument generator

[Otis Da HousKat]

This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

I read one of the rants out loud to my friend and he didn't even know it was parody until I told him lol

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[AlsoSulfate]

god it's scary how accurate this thing is. i swear its like im actually reading some fat girls tumblr.

[Niblic²]

somebody should start an SJW blog that's literally just these posted over and over again

[Rockinboy2000]

1.

shut up!!!!! what the hell do you have against veganism & social justice separatism??????? YOU'LL LITERALLY NEVER UNDERSTAND MY loving GENDERPLATONIC GOATKIN STRUGGLES!!!!!! CONSENSUAL love IS STILL loving RAPE, YOU MIDDLE CLASS-PRIVILEGED TERF!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT NON-GENDER EXOTIFICATION IS LITERALLY INCREDIBLY TRIGGERING TO ME!!!!! HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO JUST QUIT special interestIZING AGENDER & TRANSROMANTIC-SUPPORTING POLYKINS, YOU ABLE-BODY-ELITIST RAPIST!!!!! i've already told you to accept that cishet domination, non-ethnic entitlement & internalized gender roles is incredibly annoying!!!!!!! this week i'm a dragonkin, so loving address me as "ey/em/eir" & not "ve/ver/vis", you white womyn-elitist cisloveist!!!!!!! now go the forget away.


2.

LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE!!!!!! STOP STIGMATIZING OMNIQUEER-ASSOCIATING MINORITIES, YOU UTERUS-BEARER-NORMATIVE NECKBEARD!!!!! YOUR loveUALIZATION OF BISPECIES & ANDROloveUAL-ALIGNED POCS IS VERY PROBLEMATIC!!! get off my loving case or i'll report you for shaming of smallfat-associating radfems!!! QUIT KINKSHAMING MULTISPECIES & POMOSENSUAL-TYPE DOGKINS, YOU SMALLFAT-NORMATIVE PATRIARCHIST!!!!! ACCEPT THAT I'M LITERALLY A WOLFKIN TODAY, YOU GENDER-NORMATIVE AGEIST!!!! forget YOUR EXOTIFICATION OF DEMIQUEER, INTERQUEER & POMOROMANTIC AGNOSTICS!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BIGOT NON-ETHNIC OPINION!!!!! you guys are loving impossible.

3.

WOW. JUST. WOW. RESPECT THAT MY PRONOUNS ARE "ZHE/ZHIM/ZHER", YOU WHITE WOMYN-NORMATIVE SCUM!!!!!! i've already told you to stop criticizing genderloveual-associating foxkins, you hetero-elitist traditionalist!!! RESPECT THAT loveUALITY LABELS KEEPS ME FROM HAVING ANY DAMN RIGHTS, YOU BINARY-OVERPRIVILEGED BROGRAMMER!!!!!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY MAKING ME CRY, YOU ABLE-BODY-NORMATIVE BIGOT!!! unfollow me right now.

[DrenDran]

because i actually kinda really care about some of these topics but w/e

Yeah, demigender panloveual otherkin rights are important!!

[Renderman]

forget off!!!!!!! consensual PIV intercourse is always rape, you non-ethnic-privileged cisloveist!!!! forget EVERYTHING ABOUT INTERNALIZED GENDER ROLES!!!!!!!! you're perpetuating height obsession & non-ethnic supremacy!!!!!!!! ALL BODY-SHAMING SUBHUMEN CAN loving GO TO IN HELL!!!!!! you guys are loving impossible.

you know what????? forget IT. HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO ACCEPT THAT YOU CAN BE FAT & HEALTHY, YOU GENDER-OVERPRIVILEGED LOWLIFE!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE TO DIE, YOU SMALLFAT-PRIVILEGED TERF!!!!!! YOU'LL LITERALLY NEVER UNDERSTAND MY loving GYNESENSUAL EQUALIST STRUGGLES!!!!!! i literally hope you loving die in a fire, you non-ethnic-elitist neckbeard!!! YOU SHOULD QUIT SHAMING ANTHROROMANTIC & PARAQUEER-ASSOCIATING WOLFKINS, YOU WHITE WOMYN-ELITIST Riddler!!!! i'm literally crying right now!!!!!! i'm 100% done.

just a friendly reminder: u make me sick!!!!! ~~*acknowledgE THAT IM LITERALLY. POMOPLATONIC THIS WEEK!!!!!!!*~~ can we just hAVE A POST ABOUT TRANS* CAFABS THAT DOESNT GET CO-OPTED BY loving HETERO-PRIVILEGED PPL??? ~~~~~*how can it be so loving difficult 2 LEAVE BIROMANTIC-ALIGNED RABBITKINS ALONE, U UTERUS-BEARER-PRIVILEGED CREEP!!!!!!!*~~~~~ ~~~*conseNSUAL PIV INTERCOURSE IS STILL RAPE, U GENDER-ELITIST TRUSCUM!!!!!!*~~~ ur miSGENDERING OF TRANSETHNIC, INTERSENSUAL & OMNISPECIES-ASSOCIATING LADYTYPES IS VERY PROBLEMATIC!!!!!! forget UR WHITE SUPERIORITY, U MIDDLE CLASS-PRIVILEGED LOSER!!!!!!! u guys r impossible.

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DRINK BLEACH!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU loving BLEED TO DEATH, YOU ABLE-BODY-PRIVILEGED OPPRESSOR!!!! why do you label genderamorous-type catkins?????? loving ADDRESS ME AS "XE/XEM/XYR", YOU CISHET-OVERPRIVILEGED SUBHUMAN!!!!!!!! all oppressive ableists can burn in hell!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RESPECT FAT RIGHTS ACTIVISM, YOU GENDER-NORMATIVE child enthusiast!!!!! i'm literally 100% done.

holy forget
these people need to find the loving caps lock button
jesus

[Bester Bageler]

DRINK BLEACH, YOU GODDAMN VEGETARIAN-DEHUMANIZING, SMALLFAT-NORMATIVE RAPE-APOLOGIST

[Cool Boi]

Found this on the site
On a side note, I never understood why it was so difficult for people to realize that snake+Testicles=man and Vagina+Breasts=Woman
What is inside the person's head means nothing

[Gojira]

DRINK BLEACH, YOU GODDAMN VEGETARIAN-DEHUMANIZING, SMALLFAT-NORMATIVE RAPE-APOLOGIST

GET forgetED WITH A CACTUS, YOU PHALLOPHOBIC CROSS-DRESSER-HARASSING, CIS-OVERPRIVILEGED CISloveIST
i love this site

[/Pacha]

man, pacha really did cover his ass harder than a woman on a Detroit subway train

he even told you

are you angry over the fact I told a large number of people maxx bought you a key (again) because I didn't want to get blamed for it

jfc you're really trying for attention this time

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

GO forget YOURSELF, YOU ANTHROPLATONIC-DEHUMANIZING, BINARY-ELITIST BINARIST

[Darksaber2213]

GET BENT, YOU INTOLERANT BINARY-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPIST

[Epicduke]

THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY. DON'T YOU SEE THAT HARASSING ANDROROMANTIC-SUPPORTING TRANSWOMEN IS PROBLEMATIC, YOU MIDDLE CLASS-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPIST????? ACCEPT THAT CIS SUPREMACY KEEPS ME FROM HAVING ANY GODDAMN RIGHTS!!!!!! YOUR DISCRIMINATION OF PANETHNIC-SUPPORTING AMPUTEES IS REALLY PROBLEMATIC!!!!!! consensual love is still rape, you cisgender-privileged basement dweller!!!!! you cannot fight internalized masculinity using uterus-bearer rights.

[Zanaran2]

first off: its literally not my damn job 2 educate u!!!! respect that im literally a polykin today, u smallfat-overprivileged radscum!!!! ur damn kyriarchist cisgender-privileged opinions r literally loving worthless!!!!! now go away.


screw you, you misogynistic white womyn-normative redditor!!!!!!!!

~~~~~rot IN HELL!!!!~~~~~ ~~*u can be an aspecies CAMAB & STILL HAVE SMALLFAT PRIVILEGE!!!!*~~ hOW CAN IT BE SO loving DIFFICULT 2 loving ACKNOWLEDGE THAT U CAN. BE FAT & HEALTHY, U WHITE WOMYN-OVERPRIVILEGED starfish!!!!!!! forget ur loving wHITE WOMYN FEMINISM!!!!!!! stop OFFENDING ME!!!!!! └(｀0´)┘ why is it so hard for u 2 aCCEPT THAT FEMININITY OPINIONS IS INCREDIBLY TRIGGERING 2 ME!!!! consensual PIV intercourse is always rape, u, binary-elitist rapist!!!!! loving thin-overprivileged ppl.

What the forget is a smallfat

[Champion]

i dont even. can we plz just have a post aboUT TULPASENSUAL OTHERKINS THAT DOESNT GET CO-OPTED BY CIS-OVERPRIVILEGED PPL?????? consensual PIV interCOURSE IS STILL. RAPE!!! u maKE ME loving SICK!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ ~~~no one cares about ur dAMN PATRIARCHIST MIDDLE CLASS OPINION, U THIN-ELITIST MISOGYNIST!!!!~~~ i literally dont need ur worthless advice!!!!!!! dont u see that loveualIZING PARAQUEER, NONSPECIES & NONloveUAL-ALIGNED POLYKINS IS PROBLEMATIC, U GENDER-OVERPRIVILEGED RADSCUM?????? (⋋▂⋌) shut up & never reblog my posts ever again.