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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
Stranger: yes yes what do u want
You: I have came for your virginity.
You: Bend over.
Stranger: im always bent over
You: Stop oppressing me!
Stranger: CIS SCUM
You: Not everyone is bent over!
You: SOME PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN INTO SCUM.
Stranger: you think just cause you are some CISstandingstraight person you can deny my human rights?
Stranger: IM A HUMAN TOO
Stranger: OPRESSEEEEDDDDD
You: STOP OPPRESSING ME. I AM A HOMOBICISTRANSFOXFURRYfriendS TRAIGHTGAYBILESBIANGAYAloveUA L
You: I WANT MY RIGHTS
Stranger: ALL YOUR RIGHTS LEFTS
Stranger: CAUS UR GEY

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
Stranger: There's a bomb in the thread.
Stranger: Tell anyone and I will beat you up.
You: Be right back, telling anyone.
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT!!!
Stranger: IT WAS A RUSE!!
You: SOME PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.
You: STOP OPPRESSING ME.
Stranger: IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER IN THE END, BECAUSE THE WHOLE THREAD IS GONNA BLOW UP!! AS SOON AS I FIND THE SWITCH!!!
You: *TAKES SWITCH AND SHOVES IT UP NAL'S BUTHOL*
You: HAVE FUN.
You: friend.
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!
Stranger has disconnected.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 12:43:20 AM by Swat 3 »



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like blf.

You: VITO

Stranger: MESSAGE FROM TONY

You: IS THAT YOU

Stranger: OH stuff

You: VITO!

Stranger: TONY

Stranger: ITS YOU

You: VITO

You: ITS YOU

Stranger: HOLY stuff TONY WHATS UP

Stranger: I COULDNT FIND THE GUY YET TONY

You: VITO GOD DAMN IT

You: GET IN MY CAR

You: WE'RE GOING FOR A DRIVE

Stranger: OH OK

Stranger: COOL TONY

Stranger: I LOVE YOUR CAR DRIVES MAN

You: OKAY GET IN

Stranger: USUALLY END UP MESSY IF YAH CATCH MY DRIFT HAHA

Stranger: OK IM IN THE CAR TONY NOW WHAT

You: alright vito

You: listen to me on this

You: i dont know if the mafia is going underground or what

Stranger: oh we talkin hush hush now ok boss whateer yah say y'know tony always says right

Stranger: oh stuff tony that sounds tough

You: you understand the boss might be going into hiding

You: i think the goverment might have found out of his issues

Stranger: oh stuff tony thats hard

Stranger: what do i need to do this time man anything to help out the family business

You: well

You: i dont know if they're going to disband

Stranger: hm

You: okay we're here vito

Stranger: ok tony now what

You: w

You: what the hell?

Stranger: oh stuff tony whats up

You: its 2pm and i see nobody in their house

You: why is there a gun on the table

Stranger: oh stuff

You: vito

You: lets go up to the door

Stranger: tony you think he offed himself?

You: OH stuff

You: VITO

Stranger: ok let

You: VITO

Stranger: OH stuff WHAT

You: I SEE BLOOD ON THE WALL

You: HURRY LETS GO

Stranger: forget WHATS HAPPENIN BO OH stuff

You: OH forget

You: OH forget

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

You: OH forget

Stranger: OIH GOD

You: OH stuff

You: OH MYGOD

Stranger: HE SHOT HIMSELF

You: HE KILLED HIMSELF

You: WHAT THE FUKC

Stranger: OH GOD

Stranger: stuff

You: WHY WOULD HE WANT US TO DO A MISSION IF HE JUST KILELD HIMSELF

You: VITO THIS IS BAD

You: THIS IS BAAAAAAAD

Stranger: stuff

Stranger: WE GOTTA GET THE MAFIA II DLC TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

You: OH GOD DAMN IT

You: IS MAFIA 2 OWNED BY EA

Stranger: stuff TONY SORRY THIS AINT NO TIME FOR JOKES

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: stuff

You: WAIT

Stranger: 2K

You: I HAVE TO PAY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS

You: forget

You: DO I REALLY

You: FOR A DLC

Stranger: forget GOD DAMN MICROTRANSACTIONS

Stranger: YOU GOTTA PAY BY THE MINUTE

You: ALRIGHT VITO ALRIGHT

You: ILL PAY

Stranger: GOD DAMN IT TONY

Stranger: OK

You: ITS NOT BY THE MINUTE

Stranger: SOUND GOOD MAN THANKS A TONY BOSS

You: THE SEASON PASS IS ONE TIME PAY

You: ALRIGHT

Stranger: OH SWEET

You: PAYWALL OVER

You: NOW WHY IS HE DEAD

Stranger: WAIT THERES A NOTE ON THE FRIDGE

Stranger: "BUY SEASON PASS NUMBER 2 TO CONTINUE THE MISSION"

You: go get IT

You: GOD

You: forget

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL TONY

You: DAMN IT

You: IM GOING TO BE BROKE VITO

Stranger: (stuff im laughing really hard sorry)

Stranger: stuff TONY

You: FINE

You: ILL PAY

Stranger: WE GOTTA KILL MORE PROSTITURES

You: YOU BETTER PAY ME BACK YOU forget

You: ALRIGHT

You: THERE

You: PAYED

Stranger: OK

Stranger: OK

Stranger: THE NOTE CHANGED

Stranger: "GO TO THE OLD BREWERY":

You: I PAYED

You: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS

You: FOR A 6 WORD NOTE

You: 5

You: SAME THING

Stranger: stuff WE GOTTA HURRY OVER THERE TONY CMON

You: GOD forget

You: TAKE HIS GUN IF WE NEED IT

Stranger: OK

You: ILL FIRE UP THE CAR

Stranger: SWEET

You: OKAY LETS GO

Stranger: OK

You: alright vito

You: what do you think is going to be here

Stranger: im not sure

Stranger: hopefully a clue

Stranger: or something'

You: VITO THIS ISNT BLUES CLUES

Stranger: stuff forget TONY I KNOW

Stranger: JESUS CHRIST

You: GOD DAMN IT

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You: LET ME THINK VITO

Stranger: OK SORRY TONY

You: DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME RADIO?

Stranger: YEAH SURE

Stranger: TURN ON THE 50'S STATION

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: THEY'RE ALL FIFTIES

You: GOD DAMN IT

Stranger: AH WELL WERE HERE ANYWAY

You: ALRIGHT

You: WIAT A MINUTE

You: THIS LOOKS FIRMILAR

You: FIRMILIAR

Stranger: DAMMIT TONY YOU ON DRUGS OR SOMETHIN

You: nNO

You: O

Stranger: WHAT DO YAH SEE

You: VITO

You: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAN

You: THIS IS WHERE THE PEPPERONI I BUY IS ILOCATED

Stranger: OH stuff TONY

You: WHY DID HE WANT US TO GO HERE?

You: ALRIGHT

You: HEY

You: ITS TONY

You: OPEN UP

You: VITO

Stranger: OH

You: GET THE GUN

Stranger: OK

Stranger: I GOT IT

Stranger: roosterED AND LOADED

You: AH stuff

You: THERE NOBODY HERE EITHER

Stranger: WAIT

You: HEY

You: ANYONE HOME?

Stranger: THERES A NOTE

Stranger: GOD

Stranger: loving

Stranger: DAMMIT

Stranger: SEASON PASS 3

Stranger: loving HELL

You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Stranger: I'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE

You: SINCE WHEN WAS 2K BOUGHT OUT BY EA

You: I HAVE NO MONEY VITO

You: YOU GOTTA BUY TI

Stranger: I GOT CASH DONT WORRY

Stranger: OK OK

Stranger: IT SAYS

Stranger: LOOK UP

Stranger: HOLY stuff

Stranger: TONY

You: WHAT VITO

You: WHAT

Stranger: THERES BODIES TAPED TO THE CEILING

Stranger: forget

You: WHAT THE forget

You: THEY'RE THE HOKERT

You: HOOKERS

You: THEY'RE THE HOOKER

You: S

Stranger: THEY ALL HAVE BULLET HOLES IN THEIR HEADS

Stranger: OH stuff MAN

You: JESUS CHRIST

Stranger: THIS IS BAD

You: THIS IS BAAAAAAAAAD

You: REALLY REALLY BAD

Stranger: OUR PEPPERONI BUISNESS MAN

Stranger: stuff

You: TONY

You: READ THE loving NOTE

Stranger: OK

Stranger: IT SAYS

Stranger: GET THEM DOWN

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

Stranger: OK

You: uhH

You: IS THERE A LADDER

Stranger: NOPE WE GOTTA SHOOT EM DOWN

Stranger: THERE

Stranger: I SHOT EM DOWN

You: DONT WASTE

You: YOUR loving

You: AMMO

You: VITO

Stranger: OK NOW IT SAYS TO DRAG THE BODIES TO THE HIGHLIGHTED AREAS

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL THE FLOORS GLOWING TONY

You: TONY

You: WAIT

You: IM TONY

You: VITO

You: THIS IS THE PEPPERONI FACTORY

You: THEF LOOR IS OPENING

Stranger: holy stuff

Stranger: tony

Stranger: whats going on

You: THE FLOOR IS OPENING

Stranger: HOLY stuff ITS AN UNDERWATER CITY

Stranger: WHAT THE forget

You: OH MY GOD

You: VITO

Stranger: GOD DAMMIT 2K

You: ITS ATLANTIS

Stranger: OH stuff

Stranger: WE GOTTA GO DEEPER

You: VITO

You: GET THE SCOOBA GEAR

You: LETS GO

Stranger: ALRIGHT

Stranger: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THIS

Stranger: BUT

Stranger: HERES YOURS

Stranger: I GOT MINE ON

You: I TELL YA MAN

You: THEY ALWAYS COME IN HANDY

You: VI

You: VI

You: VI

You: VITO

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: WHAT IS IT TONY SPIT IT OUT

You: THERES THE LEADER OF THE MAFIA

You: DOWN THERE

Stranger: OH stuff

You: THERES THE WAREHOUSE OWNER

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: IT WAS A RUSE

Stranger: A RUSE CRUISE

Stranger: stuff

You: HOLY stuff

You: HOW DO WE GET IN

Stranger: KNOCK ON THE DOOR TONY

You: NO

You: DONT

You: THERES ANOTHER PAYWALL

Stranger: OK TONY

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: stuff

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL EA

You: forget THE SEASON PASS

You: JUST BREAK IN

You: LETS GO

Stranger: ALRIGHT

You: TONY

Stranger: YEAH

You: IM TONY

You: VITO

You: THERES A SLIGHT ISSUE

Stranger: WHAT IS IT MAN

You: THE ENTIRE ATLANTIS IS FLOODING AND WE ARE KILLING MILLIONS OF CASUALTIES BECAUSE WE BROKE THE loving WALL DOWN

You: DO YOU KNWO WHAT WE'VE DONE

Stranger: GOD

Stranger: loving

Stranger: DAMMIT

Stranger: WE KILLED THE BOSS AND WAREHOUSE OWNER

You: forgetkool kids klubKK

You: TONY

You: VITO

You: forget

You: VITYO

Stranger: ITS ALRIGHT WERE UNDER STRESS TONY

You: I DONT THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THIS

You: ALIVE

Stranger: stuff

Stranger: WAIT

You: COME ON

You: OH stuff

You: VITO

Stranger: OK JUST SWIM UP

Stranger: HURRY

You: NO

You: VITO

You: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Stranger: WHATS WRONG

You: THE DOORS CLOSED

Stranger: stuff

You: WE'RE TRAPPED

Stranger: WERE CRUISIN FOR A RUSIN

Stranger: WAIT HOLD ON

You: COME ON LETS GO TO THE HIGH POINT AND SAY OUR LAST WORDS

You: forget THIS IS BAD

You: THIS IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Stranger: TONY

You: WE forgetED UP BIG TIME VITO

Stranger: I KNOW TONY

You: LISTEN VITO

You: YOU ARE A GOOD KID

You: IT SUCKS TO SEE YOU DIE THIS YOUNG

Stranger: YEAH MAN IM ONLY 20 MAN THIS IS BAD

You: YOU WERE NEVER LAID VITO

Stranger: ONLY BY YOUR MOTHER TONY

Stranger: ONLY BY YOUR MOTHER

You: VITO

You: GOD DAMN IT

Stranger: SORRY NO TIME FOR JOKES

Stranger: MY BAD TONY

You: YOUR BAD

You: YOUR BAD

You: YEAH IT WAS YOUR BAD

Stranger: LISTEN MAN

Stranger: IT WAS JUST A JOKE

You: YOU DONT UDNERSTAND

You: THE WATER IS RISING

You: DO YOU HAVE THE PHONE TO SAY OUR LAST WORDS

You: TO OUR FAMILIES

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: HERE

You: CALL THEM

You: OH WAIT

You: forget

Stranger: OK

Stranger: WHAT

You: DO WE HAVE RECEPTION

You: DO WE

You: HAVE

Stranger: OH stuff

You: RECEPTION

Stranger: GOD DAMMIT T-MOBILE

You: loving

Stranger: YOU PIECE OF stuff COMPANY

You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

You: GIVE ME THAT PHONE

You: GIVE ME IT

You: RIGHT NOW

You: HAND ME THE PHOEN VITO

Stranger: OK HERE YTOU GOD

Stranger: GO

You: forget THIS PHONE

Stranger: HURRY TONY

You: IM THROWING IT IN THE WATER

Stranger: WERE IN THE WATER

You: GARBAGE

You: forget

You: ITS KNEE HIGH VITO

Stranger: stuff ITS TOO HIGH

You: forget

You: VITO

Stranger: IM GONNA DROWN TONY

You: NO

You: NO

You: STAY ALIVE KID

You: STAY ON MY SHOLDERS

Stranger: TONY

You: COME ON

You: NO

You: DONT DIE ON ME

You: DONT DIE

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: I WONT MAN

You: I CANT BREATHE

Stranger: OH stuff MAN

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: forget

You: VITO

You: IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU

Stranger: TONY

You: VITO

You: VITO

Stranger: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU

You: EVERYTHINGS TURNING BLACK

Stranger: WHAT IS IT TONY SPIT IT

Stranger: NO

Stranger: TONY WHY

You: HUAFHUDSHUADSHU

You: HELP ME

Stranger: OH GOD TONY

Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING NO

You: VITO

You: RUN MY BUSINESS

You: PLEASE

Stranger: IF I MAKE IT OUT I WILL

You: CONTINUE MY LEGACY IF YOU MAKE IT

You: DO IT FOR ME VITO

Stranger: I WILL TONY

You: YOU ARE A GREAT KID

You: BUT ITS THE END

Stranger: I'LL TAKE OUT THE PAYWALLS TONY

Stranger: TONY

You: GHUHUHU

You: GH

Stranger: GOODNIGHT

You: GH

Stranger: SWEET

You: H

Stranger: PRINCE

You: -

Stranger: *10 years later*

Stranger: stuff tony

Stranger: you were a good man

Stranger: i'll miss you man

You have disconnected.


*Bomb blows up, legitt*


Vito was a good man.

too bad he offed himself due to god damn paywalls

Stranger: The second bomb still hasn't detonated.
You: He thinks he already blew something up.
Stranger: You have 5 posts.

Guys, the bomb is on page 11, however there are different triggers that can cause small detonations everywhere, BE CAREFUL WHILE POSTING.

I lost too many of my sides, Vito, wait no I am Vito!

I was told I had to kill you FED.

*assassinated F3d*

THERE NO MORE BOMBS
« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 01:02:19 AM by Swat 3 »

Too bad I already killed you. You are the cause of these bombs.

No, we aren't. This is just a distraction.

watching everyone talk is so cute
Swat 3, get to the bunker.

HAVE YOU SEEN VITO