Okay. I have to admit something.I'm the real Vito.I was the one who originally wanted lasagna from Nal.All the others were fakes, doubles, sent by the FBI to spy on our operation.Sorry Tony.
Stranger: Hi :)You: yesStranger: Yes?You: yesStranger: Have you prepared a blf before?You: Don't you dare expose those profanties to meYou: Go wash your mouth out with soap you degenerateStranger: What?\Stranger: Are you mistaking me for someone else?You: You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a forkStranger: What are you talking about?Stranger: Have you made a blf before?You: Your mother has two cunts, and you're one of themStranger: What are yo usaying?You: I'm saying that the sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminineStranger: Huh?You: Why?Stranger: Why what?You: what?You: when?Stranger: Are you drunk?You: Don't bring her into thisYou: you douche canoeStranger: What?You: you have the most depressing smileStranger: Are you drunk?You: before I met you, I was pro lifeStranger: What type of lettuce should I use for my blf?Stranger: I'm going to make one today :)You: I hope something you love catches on fireStranger: I hope you catch on fire :(Stranger: are youYou: that's a horrible thing to sayStranger: ..catching on?Stranger: B)You: you loving whatYou: All I've done in this marriage is give and give and giveStranger: ooooOOOOAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaYou: WHY DON'T YOU loving GIVEYou: YOU DOUCHE CANOEStranger: What marriage?You: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE MARRIED?You: WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? YOU FUDEPACKERStranger: I WILL ERASE YOUR HARDDRIVE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.Stranger: are you ayxrionYou: noStranger: good he is so loving cuntishStranger: so i forget birds for a livingStranger: you??You: i forget peopleYou: you get paid wellStranger: yeahStranger: i get 1k a birgStranger: birdStranger: forget i mispelt what my whole life has been aboutYou: gjStranger: time to become a bird soonYou: are you flatflyerStranger: and get forgeted by bird special interest boy 2Stranger: yesYou: lelStranger: how about them birdsYou: they're gayStranger: noStranger has disconnected.
watching everyone talk is so cuteSwat 3, get to the bunker.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.You: booStranger: AH HOY SHTStranger: DONT SCARE PEOPLE LIKE THATYou: BOOStranger: OH MY GODYou: uscaredbroStranger: *HEART ATTACK*Stranger has disconnected.
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ran into flatflyer xddd
this cant die