Author Topic: computer technicians - the game  (Read 1599 times)

Sweet! Wait... Where are the free toolbars?
They are toolbars that makes lowering your field of vision, having viruses and a slow computer easy!

Have you tried sticking it up your arse?

....i just realized that was my mother

help I dropped my PC in the ocean how do I fix it??? :( :( :( :(

You need to fish it out with our FABULOUS program "PC Fisher"! Comes for iOS, Android and Windows Phone! Just $29.99!

Please help, I started up the installation wizard for one of your programs, and the wizard still hasn't showed up :(

Please help, I started up the installation wizard for one of your programs, and the wizard still hasn't showed up :(

He's on break right now, please try again later.

You must wait ~5-10 years for the program to start up due to the awesome wizarding power it has. Do not turn off your computer during this time. Failure to do so will cause death.

help guise m cumpooper won start hao do mak i work

help guise m cumpooper won start hao do mak i work
power button??~

help i was watching research in space and then i accidently dropped my hard drive into the sun how do i get my stuff back

You need to buy our [Insert expensive bullstuff here] and there is a possibility (1 in 1mil) that the sun will turn off, allowing you to walk in it and grab your HDD.


and make sure you do it at night


and make sure you do it at night
At 3:41 AM. Any sooner or any later and your trial will expire causing you to lose your HDD forever.

Alrighty, I've installed the final setup wizard, but it keeps asking for a VHS-ROM. Where do I get one of these?

Alrighty, I've installed the final setup wizard, but it keeps asking for a VHS-ROM. Where do I get one of these?
You can buy it here at www.NotARealSiteICouldWriteAF ullNovelHere.com for $473298479382748932703.48

They're sold out there. Do you have any other places that I could buy this at?