Bullstuff Write-Up Thread

[Swat 3]

Post the bullstufftyness of the bullstuffty write-up(s) you have gotten from teachers/administrators.

Got this one today (lunch detention, yay?) for throwing a bottle tab at the trash can; I missed and the VP caught it and said "I was trying to hit a student."

bullstufftyness of bullstuff
now I have to sit with all the saggy try hards

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[KoopaScooper]

my teachers tell me to stop pleasuring myself in class, even got suspended for it
am still continuing to masturbate in class

[Swat 3]

still having love with your bf in class, koop?

[Pie Crust]

I forgeted my teacher and he suspended me. After he suspended me, I got trinitrotoluene from the lab and shoved it up a pig's ass. The pig spawned a tiger which attacked me so I defended myself. I killed the tiger with my bare hands and I didn't have a single scratch. I made a molotov out of some kerosene I found lying around and an empty bottle of 12-yearold scotch. I threw it at the pig as soon as the pig was close to my teacher and we exploded. The explosion caused an earthquake that destroyed the planet Earth but, due to my Jedi training, I survived Agent Smith and I managed to post this here.

I thought this was a "Post bullstuff" thread. Guess not.
Yes, I was sanctioned by my coordinator for using the elevator without her permission. She should have hidden the keys in the first place.

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

My history teacher yelled at me for not doing a page I didn't even know I had cause I was at a wedding. She's a total jerk.


OH GOD MY HOUSE JUST BLEW UP AND IM IN SPACE

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OH GOD MY HOUSE JUST BLEW UP AND IM IN SPACE

what
the only time i got written up was by a student patrol in 5th grade when i was kicking ice around

[KoopaScooper]

still having love with your bf in class, koop?

no they don't allow dogs in school

[Plexious]

Our principals made wearing headphones against the rules because it's a safety hazard.
If you are caught wearing headphones or earbuds you can get them taken away or get ISS.
Now I have to listen to everybody else's stuffty music during lunch and passing period because the only alternative is to blast it using portable speakers.

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

what
the only time i got written up was by a student patrol in 5th grade when i was kicking ice around

Look at ythe struck out paragraph above my first post on this page.

[Hammereditor5]

Our principals made wearing headphones against the rules because it's a safety hazard.
If you are caught wearing headphones or earbuds you can get them taken away or get ISS.
Now I have to listen to everybody else's stuffty music during lunch and passing period because the only alternative is to blast it using portable speakers.

I get a little frustrated at those who wear big, leather headphones with a speaker diameter of more than 2 inches.

[Nasoa]

Our assistant track coach yelled at us in the middle of our cooldown laps to stop and come over to him and proceeded to yell at us for stopping our cooldown.

[ßlöükfáce]

I don't get written up c:

[blueblur121]

Our assistant track coach yelled at us in the middle of our cooldown laps to stop and come over to him and proceeded to yell at us for stopping our cooldown.

wot

[carolcat]

i've never been written up, i'm a good little kid who's first course of action is to get buddy buddy with the teachers and substitutes. all of my teachers but one/two like me and those dudes don't like anyone because they're veterans.

i have been suspended for a week though because i drew a stick figure war in 4th grade and someone snitched. my dad thought the drawing was cool but made me mow the lawn by myself as punishment for forever loving up my good conduct record. after 4th grade my parents decided to homeschool me, too.

[Pie Crust]

i drew a stick figure war

Who hasn't done this?