I forgeted my teacher and he suspended me. After he suspended me, I got trinitrotoluene from the lab and shoved it up a pig's ass. The pig spawned a tiger which attacked me so I defended myself. I killed the tiger with my bare hands and I didn't have a single scratch. I made a molotov out of some kerosene I found lying around and an empty bottle of 12-yearold scotch. I threw it at the pig as soon as the pig was close to my teacher and we exploded. The explosion caused an earthquake that destroyed the planet Earth but, due to my Jedi training, I survived Agent Smith and I managed to post this here.
I thought this was a "Post bullstuff" thread. Guess not.
Yes, I was sanctioned by my coordinator for using the elevator without her permission. She should have hidden the keys in the first place.