Author Topic: pun thread  (Read 1256 times)

are you fluorine bonded with uranium potassium and chromium because you're a FUKCr
« Last Edit: April 03, 2014, 05:51:41 PM by Maxwell. »

i was gonna tell a metal joke but i decided i'd shout it instead

i was gonna tell a death joke but the people said no morgue

i was gonna tell a sick hospital joke but it was a bit ill-mannered

i was gonna tell a chainsaw maniac joke but it was too sharp for your lower tastes. *fedora*

i just told a fedora joke and it was fancy

i was gonna tell a furry joke but it was ew and sort of creepy

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

post punny puns

Wow.  Nice way to steal from The Last of Us.

OT (continuing the vore puns from the recent Lord Tony hate topic):  Lord Tony's rage ate his soul

I was gonna tell a child enthusiast joke but thatd be childish

I was gonna tell a mental illness joke but those are handicapped

I was gonna tell an AIDS joke but that's just sick

I'm having too much pun with this...

Anyone wanna hear a humerus bone joke?

I hope I get more subs on Youtube before I have to work at Subway.

I hope I get more subs on Youtube before I have to work at Subway.
ill show you my subway if u no what i mean ;)))

ill show you my subway if u no what i mean ;)))
Is it a 6 inch or a foot long?

Why did The Father have no pants in the morning?
His kids got his genes.

What did a bison say to his son when dropping him off at school? Bison.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now
When chemists die, they barium
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

a pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck on his crotch. the bartender exclaims "woah! you've got a ship's wheel on your crotch!". The pirate responds, "Ay! it's driving me nuts!"

Wow.  Nice way to steal from The Last of Us.

OT (continuing the vore puns from the recent Lord Tony hate topic):  Lord Tony's rage ate his soul
i never played the last of us

i was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

iron has the symbol Fe because ur gay

When chemists die, they barium
idk how you pronounce barium

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O

The Energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery. (my favorite)

I didn't like my beard at first, but it grew on me

Broken pencils are pointless

All the puns in the OP are from the last of us