Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O
The Energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery. (my favorite)
I didn't like my beard at first, but it grew on me
Broken pencils are pointless