What would your last words be?

[ABlockOfCheese]

"mondayS"

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

"mondayS"

and then the whole world knew

he was a tribal

[Zay]

"What's the worse that could happen?"

[Epicduke]

I will sing the anthem of the republic of greg in honor of (my own) country

[BlackMod]

"forget you bitch"

[Renderman]

"wait i forgot to pay my taxes"

[OrkusBorkus]

"Going ghost!" ~

[Champion]

"I hid five million dollars in..."
"im out mondays"
"oh stuff i left my tv on"

[AcornCake]

"i think i left my dog outside"

[Badger]

I LEFT THE MAP IN THE-

[awesomebread]

"brb turning into a ghost"

[King of the Bill]

THIS IS NOT THE EEEEEENNNND

[Mr Man]

"I stashed away 10 million dollars for you, it's all in the-"
"Did I leave the stove on?"
"I just realized the meaning of life! It's-"
"Tis but a scratch"
"Eh, I've had worse"
"What are you gonna do, kill me?"
"Darn campers!"
"Don't worry, we're on instant respawn"
"Tell the necrophiles im not up for grabs"
"This wasn't even my final form"
"Adios"

[XR-7]

*crickets*

[Mariofan1701]

"I've found it out! The way out of the maze is-"
"I'm really genuinely sorry."
"I banged your sister"
IF I HAD RETURNED FROM THE DEAD:
"I've been really busy being dead, you know, since you murdered me."(notaportal2referenceatall)
"Let me continue, the way out of the maze is-, oh I've forgotten after 5 years in the endless void of unhappiness and all my regrets."