Poll

What should be the next destination

Goblin Gulches - Goldblin
1 (14.3%)
Tophat Taverns - Tophat
4 (57.1%)
Spider Shrines - Scarantula
2 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Author Topic: Roll to Take Action - Tophat Taverns - TristianLuigi promoted to Updater  (Read 13573 times)

eh, don't need a sword anyways.

go to the dungeon and cast a magical shield around everyone else.

>Grab another rock and soccer kick it in the same general direction

Use my army to charge the skeletons!


Use ember on skeletons.

call the enemies to me by shouting with my violent shouty force

call the enemies to me by shouting with my violent shouty force
slow down there, dovahkiin

as a jester it is my duty to tell a hilarious dirty joke to all of the skeletons for hysterical damage

eh, don't need a sword anyways.

go to the dungeon and cast a magical shield around everyone else.
2 - Bad, at least you casted a spark to sho...yyyyeeah

>Grab another rock and soccer kick it in the same general direction
2 - You held your foot in pain after the kick, rock only inched forward a bit
Cybertails1998: 95/100
Use my army to charge the skeletons!
4 - Your army ran and slaughtered skeletons like a forest fire spreading, chamber to chamber

PUNCH SKELETONS.
1 - BAD, YOU BROKE YOUR HAND
Legodude77: 90/100

Use ember on skeletons.
5 - You burned 7 skeletons into ashes, getting 70 gold

call the enemies to me by shouting with my violent shouty force
1 - BAD, they only threw a bone at you and jeered
CharlesSpeaking: 95/100

as a jester it is my duty to tell a hilarious dirty joke to all of the skeletons for hysterical damage
4 - 10 of them collapsed into a pile, getting you 100 gold

A third of SirLancelot7's army was wiped out by Skelly Belly!

Skelly Belly: 250/250

use my 100 to pay a wizard to materialize a giant boulder over skelly belly and have it crush him
« Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 06:43:10 PM by Biohazard »

Shoot Skelly belly With APMG. (Automatic Pencil Machine Gun)

grab the bone and toss that thing back at whoever threw it

it's a homing bone

Some cigarette named Crispy jumps in wearing some silly shorts.

I throw a sword at the thing

I collect all the gold from the skeletons that my army killed.  Then my army retreats to go make more babies

automagically join the fight and punch the skelly belly with my bare hands