Roll to Take Action - Tophat Taverns - TristianLuigi promoted to Updater

[TristanLuigi]

I'll be updating tonight, I was waiting for the whole Plus Inc. thing to settle down.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

No, don't make me the center of attention.  Let other people go on their way while I wait for investors or customers.

Prices have been added to the PI post.

[Flatflyer]

updatttttteeeeeee :(

[CharlesSpeaking]

parental abandonment

[Biohazard]

tristan is now gabe newell, expect update never

[TristanLuigi]

Guys, I forgot that I had to go to my dad's where I can't use a computer for non-homework purposes.
I am doing the update now with an edited post, sorry :(
Edit: TADA!

EpicMan - 1; 2 - You light your hands on fire and soon succumb to the raging fires of doom.
Biohazard - 4; 5 - lel you equip the stuff out of the fedora and pull a euphoric tip on those autistic sheeples
Electrk - 1; 6 - You accidentally smash all of your liquor but manage to not get cut on the glass. Good job!
Zanaran - 5; 3 - That was more work than loving necessary. You are alive, at 66/100 health.
Lancelot - 6; 2 - They fire the arrows so hard that they broke their bows and can no longer fire. You paid 100 gold.
Charles - 1; 1 - You trip on the sticks and gauge your eye out. Zanaran is wondering why you're putting sticks around him.
Flatflyer - 2; 6 - Out of your hand pours a feeble stream of water. Nothing happens.
Legodude - 2; 1 - Your phone is out of battery!
Johnny - 3; 5 - No revival this time.
Jarelash - 3; 4 - You find some sticks and pebbles.
Snake - 2; 3 - The grenade explodes into a shower of confetti! Well, that sure was useless. You invest in Swat's company.
PurpleSir - 1; 2 - You run into the group and get hit by confetti which you are actually allergic to and die.
Ben - 3; 2 - You're not quite sure why you rolled the dice, but you join the group.

Swat, I don't know what you mean by your last post.

The hats hit player 5, 6, 11, and 12 for 12 damage.
Lancelot: 72/100, 0G
Charles: 66/100 - Bleeding 5* - Low Accuracy for 5 turns*
Legodude: 98/100
Snake: 86/100 - 75G
Child: 88/100
PurpleSir: 88/100
Zanaran: 66/100

All others are at full health and 100G.

Cap - DEAD
Trilby - 15/100 - Afterburn 5
Bowler - 15/100 - Afterburn 5
Beret - 15/100 - Afterburn 5
Beanie - 15/100 - Afterburn 5

We're so close!
*Bleeding 5 means that you lose 5HP one turn, 4 the next, then 3, 2, 1, and then the condition goes away. Low Accuracy means that your roll is the lowest out of two.

[CharlesSpeaking]

stare at zanaran2 with a stare that asks him if he wants to rule the world with me, and destroy flatflyer

[SirLancelot7]

I'll invest 125 of my gold so he can build the workshop.

I have my troops fire arrows into the windows at the hats!! :)

My action was skipped :c

[TristanLuigi]

My action was skipped :c

Lancelot - 6; 2 - They fire the arrows so hard that they broke their bows and can no longer fire. You paid 100 gold.

[Biohazard]

tip trilby one last time at yonder harlet and say "it was my pleasure," destroying the trilby and the woman in the process.

[SirLancelot7]

Osht I scanned the list to find one starting with "Sir".  Whoops lol

[SWAT One]

Swat, I don't know what you mean by your last post.

Meaning don't do this:

waiting for the whole Plus Inc. thing to settle down.

Update regardless.  If I'm causing you to break the flow, ignore me and move on with other people.  This adventure should not revolve around me and PI.

My action was skipped :c

No, the 100 that you had (that Tristan assigned to everyone) was the contribution you made.  The workshop is now built.

Now I just need money for producing things.

Also how many things can I produce at once?

[Flatflyer]

Rip out some burning floorboards from the ground and throw them at the hats and "accidentally" at Charles

[Legodude77]

Throw Fedoraway at the trilby.

[Cybertails1998]

>Throw cutlery at every hat currently alive