Dumbest things you've ever done v2

[|Orange|]

I went off a jump while skiing, even though I didn't really know how to jump correctly.

Landed on my tailbone and stayed in bed for the next day, sore for the next week.

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[Mouse droidz 21]

lost to arsenal 1-0 then had to ask my crush out since I was doing a bet against an arsenal fan

[Malleo100]

Biked in the sand and nearly broke my leg

[Brickitect]

I fell after riding my bike on a sharp dip in front of my old house, I fell and landed on my bike in a way that almost left a hole.

[ßlöükfáce]

Bike 12 miles down the road for no reason and all the way back

[Rigel]

Run down the stairs while forgetting that they're stairs.

I skipped like 6 steps.

[Redconer]

Here's another
Attempting to burp while drinking Coca Cola

[Caribou]

I tried playing hide and seek with my brother when I was 3 with a jacket covering my entire face.

[Brickitect]

Running down the stairs at a friend's house.
I face-planted at the bottom...

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

bump more stories pleaseee

[Georges]

I once tried to kick a ball off our driveway, and I tripped over it. I fractured my elbow.

I was walking on a board stuck full of nails and I stepped on one, and it went pretty deep into my foot.

I tied a flower pot full of dirt to a jump rope and looped it over one of those A frame swingsets and layed directly below it. I held the jump rope, supporting this flower pot full of dirt over my face, and then, for some reason, it fell. Right on my nose. Ouch. I don't know why I did that, I was a quite a bit younger.

[XR-7]

I have some juicy ones now.

   When I was eight, I decided it was an interesting idea to vacuum my bedroom in the dark. It was one of those upright vacuums that has the light on the front only making it more enchanting. Being a kid, I didn't completely clean the room just cause I couldn't wait for the experience. Well....I vacuumed up a wad of socks for a wonderful barbecued cotton smell.

   A couple years ago, I was outside shoveling the driveway for a while. I came in with a drenched coat and I had to go somewhere in the next hour and didn't want my wet coat making the seats soggy. I put a chair in front of a space heater and put my coat on the chair to dry for a bit. I then did whatever whatnot in the bathroom and ate dinner. I came back down to smell electrical smoke. My coat was draped on top of the space heater. The heater was shut off (maybe safety thing) and the top was melted. I was pretty upset due to the risk and that my dad probably would be less than happy. I still use that heater in my room to this day.

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

On July fourth I was getting dressed in a cousins bathroom and accidentally set my shirt on a candle not paying attention. I later put it on and it burned me so I threw it at a wall. Luckily, my mom is retired firefighter so she put it out. Then I had to walk around 2 different Fourth of July parties with no shirt.

[Writer The Wolf]

I plugged myself into an electric water heater.

That's about all I can think of at the moment. If I think of something else I'll come back.

[Georges]

Once when I was like 3, I cut a huge hole in the middle of my shirt with some of those plastic child scissors. I think my family took a picture of it cause we were at my grandparents house for something.

Also, when I was really young, I loved Blues Clues.  I had an entire Blues Clues themed birthday party. My grandma made me a cardboard version of the house, and I loved it, iirc. But for some reason, not long after I got it, I threw it down the stairs and destroyed it. :( my grandma put a lot of work into it too.