Author Topic: How would you kill the above person?  (Read 3381 times)


like in real life or what?
I'd probably beat him with the dozen giant metal bars I have at home or something


Strap him down, use a knife to cut open his belly horizontally, exposing the tissue. Add some alcohol and lemon juice to it (while he's still conscious) and use a pair of tweezers to remove his teeth one by one. Insert a thin glass bar in his richard via urethra, grab both extremes and make it snap inside. Later, castrate him without anesthesia and put alcohol. Strap him down very tightly with metal chains and set the table where he is strapped to ablaze. And leave like nothing happened.

Strap him down, use a knife to cut open his belly horizontally, exposing the tissue. Add some alcohol and lemon juice to it (while he's still conscious) and use a pair of tweezers to remove his teeth one by one. Insert a thin glass bar in his richard via urethra, grab both extremes and make it snap inside. Later, castrate him without anesthesia and put alcohol. Strap him down very tightly with metal chains and set the table where he is strapped to ablaze. And leave like nothing happened.
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Smashing of a hammer into the testecles, shards of glass into the eye, a crown of thorns, crusifixion, and a chainsaw up the ass.

Try to shoot apple off head
Ive only shot a bow twice

Give him non transparent eyes. You can't kill Santa Gandalf.

Place a C4 in the chimney and wait for the motherforgeter to go down.

tell Obama to send nukes to argentina

throw you into a pit of hungry wolves



I wouldn'tforget

shoot the wabbit

A second pit of cannibal goats

tie down in the middle of my nigerian tribe and have my people deep fry them.