The Object-Chucking Game

[Plastiware]

Here's how it works: React to having the last thing thrown at you, then throw something at the next user.

Example:

I catch it with my mad ninja skillz.

I throw a knife.

get stabbed in the face

i throw my severed leg

To start, I throw a spear.

[Ad Bot]

[Aperture Science]

It gets stuck in my arm.

I throw an Aperture Science Personality Construct at you.

[Flatflyer]

I place a portal where it lands and it goes off into space

I throw a fan

[Jakobblockhead]

I turn it into a lamp

I throw a USSR nuke

[Electrk.]

It's a dud

I throw a forum

[Pencil42]

I shoot it down

I throw sushi (a metric stuff ton of it)

[Flatflyer]

I eat it

I throw a bird

[Abstath]

It pokes me in the eye

I throw myself

[Jakobblockhead]

I catch you in my arms

I throw myself holding Abstath

[Blake1]

I catch you both in my arms

I throw myself holding jakob holding abstath

[Crispy_]

i stand aside, making you all overjump and fall down the cliff thats right behind me

i throw a baseball

[ßlöükfáce]

I get hit in the arm and get a free walk

I throw my computer

[Xalos]

I install a rootkit as it goes by

I throw the fabric of spacetime

[Jakobblockhead]

I divide by zero

I through a calculator that is dividing by zero

[Strayer]

I get hit in the head and can't stop thinking about zero

I throw a bowling ball