Author Topic: grounded for a week  (Read 3594 times)

EVERYTHING THAT IS RED MUST BE ERADICATED
That must include our red blood cells.




i THINK this is an arg, guys!

check every lowercased word in op!!1!!

Houses of Parliament
HP
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
It's the UK equivalent of the NSA scandal.

A HIDDEN IMAGE OF PARLIAMENT IN EVERY HOUSE! PROPOGANDA SPREAD TO THE MASSES! A JUICY BROWN DOUBLE AGENT POISONING THE PEOPLE!
BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SHACKLES AND END THE TYRANNY OF THE  POLITICAL CONDIMENTS!


The royalists are also at it too. You may not notice it but there's a hidden image of the Queen's face embedded on all coins, notes and stamps! Open your eyes, people!

Mura's father's best friend was killed in the winter of 1960. The Cold War was still rampant, and the economy was simply lukewarm, moderate at best. Christmas time, it was festive and of course Bert the Turtle was on, saying his famous motto, "Duck and cover!"

If only his friend had listened.
It was dinner time. Mura's father's mother had just prepared steak, and the smell was flowing throughout the room. It had enticed Mura's father and his friend, so they rushed into the kitchen, and sat down for dinner. They talked about the daily grind and such, and they had a blast. They then prayed. Mura's father hoped that one day he would be able to have a family of his own as nice as he had now, and that the following year would be great with no conflicts or problems.

"Hey Muro, do you have any ketchup?" his friend questioned him.
"Of course, but normally ketchup is for hamburgers, right?"
"It's just the way I like my steak."

He got up from the table, grabbed the ketchup, and aimed to apply it upon his succulent feast. However he had missed, and it spilled upon the floor.

"Don't worry Muro, I'll clean it up for you."
He took an overstep and slipped on the ketchup. To Muro's chagrin, he had twisted his neck.

At the funeral, it rained heavily. A deep hue of gray surrounded Muro as he sobbed.
Death had stolen his best friend from him. All because of a single miss-steak.


if this doesn't get a sig image within the next ten minutes the terrorists win

are you kidding me, i put ketchup on hot dogs all the time

some people are crazy like this guys dad



ketchup is for anything u want. run away from home. steal your dads car and wreck it as well.

Out of everything that he could ground you for, it's because of ketchup on a loving hot dog


What

The

forget.

That's absurd, I put ketchup, mustard, relish, and sometimes sauerkraut on my hot dog.

But now that i think about it some cartoons with hot dogs only have mustard on it