Would my rig meet the requirements for "Goat Simulator"

[Tonkka²]

The only bugs are the ones that crash the game, everything else is a 'feature'

Which is a stupid "le maymays xD" attitude.

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[OrkusBorkus]

Which is a stupid "le maymays xD" attitude.

you would be horribly boring to be around

[Mariofan1701]

why would you ever want to play goat simulator, it's terrible.

dont be this guy, seriously

[otto-san]

Which is a stupid "le maymays xD" attitude.

i agree really

the entire game is literally a joke, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but the humour is just a bit stupid and tired to me. but hey, that's just me.

the idea of keeping bugginess for a joke makes the joke invalid because the bugginess is intentional and it's just for the sake of the 'hehe funny physics lol' theme that appears to be prominent recently. i'm convinced this game is just youtuber bait and nothing more, and it's succeeded.


but that's not what this thread is about so W/E

your computer is p ok and can probably run this title

[auzman466]

nothing meets the requirements of goat simulator because it's a stuff game with poor optimization

[Candy Apple]

Which is a stupid "le maymays xD" attitude.

wow you're fun

[Tonkka²]

you would be horribly boring to be around

wow you're fun

And you must be incredibly lame. What kind of jokes do you tell your friends?

"I was playing goat simulator the other day XD! i rammed into a guy and he flew around XDD"

"Did you heer? the awsum got sim devs didn't fix all the bugs in the gaim cause their hilarious XDD! totally not scapegoat for skipping work XD"

"I found this super hileerious demon easter egg on goth sim XD after i looked it up on jootoob"

If you want to have good physics fun, you play something like Just Cause 2.


Its well optimized and there's more than 2 hours of gameplay in it. There's also the multiplayer mod which has been Badspot approved for absolutely hilarious.

[Candy Apple]

I actually have a different taste than you. Wow, isn't that shocking.

[Cybersix]

Which is a stupid "le maymays xD" attitude.

You should really lay off the angry gimmick, it doesn't fit you.

[LeetZero]

As far as I seen TotalBiscuit's review claims that it brings the Titan down to a crawl.
So most likely not if you intend to enable shaders and all the crap it has. Should be fine on minimum.

I admit I also want it, but I intend to pay maximum $5 for it.

[ResonKinetic]

You should really lay off the angry gimmick, it doesn't fit you.

Did he hurt your feels?

[MyCreativeName]

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just because people dont have the same sense of humor as you doesn't give you the right to be an starfish

[Masterlegodude]

just because people dont have the same sense of humor as you doesn't give you the right to be an starfish

Also, Torin is asking about Goat Simulator, not Garry's Mod, and not Just Cause 2

There's no point in trying to change his mind