Author Topic: Would my rig meet the requirements for "Goat Simulator" (Read 2193 times)

Torin0101 · April 18, 2014, 01:07:36 PM

Just wondering, I used "Can YOU run it" (Even though it's never accurate) it said I passed. Which is complete bullstuff.
I'm not sure but maybe you can tell, I know it's poorly optimized and buggy but I want to try it.
Here are my specs

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Cassord² · April 18, 2014, 01:32:04 PM

why would you ever want to play goat simulator, it's terrible.

ResonKinetic · April 18, 2014, 01:35:31 PM

Quote from: Cassord² on April 18, 2014, 01:32:04 PM

why would you ever want to play goat simulator, it's terrible.

There's an equation for this.

if game = (physics x open-world-freeroam)
then free-time + game = enjoyment

Tonkka² · April 18, 2014, 01:46:02 PM

Quote from: ResonKinetic on April 18, 2014, 01:35:31 PM

There's an equation for this.

if game = (physics x open-world-freeroam)
then free-time + game = enjoyment

When Garrys Mod > Goat Simulator, -10$ + Goat Simulator = You are loving stupid

ResonKinetic · April 18, 2014, 01:55:18 PM

Quote from: Tonkka² on April 18, 2014, 01:46:02 PM

You are loving stupid

starfish. I never said I liked goat simulator, I was just supplying a reasonable explanation.

I don't even play it.

starfish.

Besides, it's not like Garry's mod is the only sandbox freeroam whatever game.

.:FancyPants:. · April 18, 2014, 02:06:41 PM

so i agree that can you run it isn't very reliable, but i'm wondering what exactly about the computer would immediately tell you that its verdict is complete bullstuff
as in what kind of games can it play? how old is it? specs are important, but computers have a habit of doing dumb stuff for other reasons sometimes so you never know

Quote from: ResonKinetic on April 18, 2014, 01:55:18 PM

starfish.

eheheh
kind of a taste of your own medicine, isn't it?

Tonkka² · April 18, 2014, 02:16:13 PM

Quote from: ResonKinetic on April 18, 2014, 01:55:18 PM

starfish. I never said I liked goat simulator, I was just supplying a reasonable explanation.

I don't even play it.

starfish.

Besides, it's not like Garry's mod is the only sandbox freeroam whatever game.

Just because it isn't the only one doesn't mean it isn't the best

Also what that equation of stuffscience meant was that if you actually buy the damn game, you're a moron since it is absolute garbage, so way getting worked up for nothing.

Torin0101 · April 18, 2014, 02:19:55 PM

Quote from: .:FancyPants:. on April 18, 2014, 02:06:41 PM

so i agree that can you run it isn't very reliable, but i'm wondering what exactly about the computer would immediately tell you that its verdict is complete bullstuff
as in what kind of games can it play? how old is it? specs are important, but computers have a habit of doing dumb stuff for other reasons sometimes so you never know
eheheh
kind of a taste of your own medicine, isn't it?

Well, This is a newer computer that I just got a month ago. I've only tried playing Skyrim, Fallout New Vegas, Blockland (I can run max shaders with no lag) Minecraft, Loadout, and Payday.
All of those run repetitively good at 40-60 frames. The only one that lagged was Skyrim and somewhat of payday.
It's also a brand new PC.

ResonKinetic · April 18, 2014, 02:33:16 PM

Quote from: .:FancyPants:. on April 18, 2014, 02:06:41 PM

eheheh
kind of a taste of your own medicine, isn't it?

No, I'm an asshat. It looked like he was being an outright richard without reason.
"i have a different idea so you're a loving idiot"

Quote from: Tonkka² on April 18, 2014, 02:16:13 PM

Just because it isn't the only one doesn't mean it isn't the best

Also what that equation of stuffscience meant was that if you actually buy the damn game, you're a moron since it is absolute garbage, so way getting worked up for nothing.

Yeah, but maybe OP wants to try something different or something; I don't know his story.

I'm sorry for getting worked up, but the way you worded it made it seem like you were attacking me.
Which wouldn't be entirely out of the question, you know.