[game] Zombie Apocalypse Weapon

[TheKid]

1. "i have a plate and some staples"
2. "you make a stapleplate. you throw the plate covered in staples and it hits zombies. i have a carrot and a phone."
3. "call the people who hate gay people and hit the phone with the carrot. they come and think you're a zombie and they kill them."

so on.

i have a piece of paper and a piano.

[Ad Bot]

[Renousim]

you make a paperairplane and attach the piano to it and it flies and hits zombies

i have a bird and a nail

[Pie Crust]

I give the nail to Flatflyer so he Self Delete-attacks a zombie with it. I have a gallon of gas and a spoon.

[TristanLuigi]

Use the spoon to feed the zombies gasoline and they die of toxins.
Alternatively, use the spoon to cause enough friction on the container to cause a spark to ignite the gas.

I have a cookie and some glowsticks.

[Aperture Science]

Pop open the glowstick, and pour it on the cookie, and feed the zombie it.

I have an Aperture Science Sentry Turret, and an ASHPD

[TristanLuigi]

Pop open the glowstick, and pour it on the cookie, and feed the zombie it.

I have an Aperture Science Sentry Turret, and an ASHPD

Why are you so goddamn addicted to Portal? It's unhealthy.
/skip

[Pie Crust]

Kidnap a zombie, give it the ASHPD and lock it in a room with the turret.

I have a fuelless car and pepper.

[Aperture Science]

Why are you so goddamn addicted to Portal? It's unhealthy.
/skip

I know, I can't help my addiction for the game.
/skip

[Niff]

Use pepper to cause adrenaline rush, throw car

I've got some sanic shoes and seven different colored emeralds, filled with chaos

[Mister Cheese]

Eat them so you can projectile vomit it at a zombie later

I have two empty cans of soda and a plastic knife

[TristanLuigi]

Eat them so you can projectile vomit it at a zombie later

I have two empty cans of soda and a plastic knife

Cut one just barely enough to get the foil, then use the foil to sharpen your knife, and then cut the cans more to get a sharp-ass sword.

You've got a nuclear bomb and the launch codes for said bomb.

[SCP - 096]

screw that, i wanna fight like a man
I have a paperclip and some salt

[Buu]

cut people with the tip and pour alt

i have 3 dead dogs and a knife

[Zanaran2]

Behead the 3 dead dogs and use them as efficient short-range weapons. You can use the rest of the dog as sustenance.

I have a ball of cotton.

[Snaked_Snake]

I give the nail to Flatflyer so he Self Delete-attacks a zombie with it. I have a gallon of gas and a spoon.

if you no wat i mean |:)


Get a cat, throw the cotton at the zombies and let the cat tear them apart.