Author Topic: How can I get $20 pronto?  (Read 2969 times)

I'm going to buy a game, and I've already got $10 for this week's allowance, but how is there possibly a way to get this game now instead of in 2 weeks? The game's GTA 5, by the way

Here's what I can't do

- get a job
- steal
- sell
- mow lawns
- babysit
- walk dogs

(can't because a. no yard, b. everyone else has their yard work done by other people, c. don't have stuff to sell, d. can't babysit cus i hate little kids, e. can't steal for obvious reasons, and f. 14)
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 06:59:52 PM by Candy Apple »



maybe you could get a jo- wait no...

well you could try to mow some la- wait no...

oh! you could go babysi- wait no...

you could walk some do- wait no...

well uh only other legal thing there is is to se- wait no...

well only other (and illegal!) thing i could think of is ste- wait no...

prostitution

lol if you can't work good luck

be a beggar if all else fails

Borrow some money from a friend or something

go to the town hall and do the secret code L R L R CIRCLE TRIANGLE L R and a hobo will appear. kill the hobo and he will drop $1000 (well more than the $20 you're looking for)

i helped neighbors move in once and got 5 bucks

Gamble with your friends.

do a phony bet

like "i bet you $20 blockland was created by eric hartman" or something

or a real bet and pray your ass off you'll win

check all your pants' pockets



you're welcome



sell ur cum to a company that wants it

mommy's credit card
or you could just ask your parents nicely...