Yinz see that peenie wallie? Yeah, while I was out on goosy night I saw a bunch over the belt way. The devil was beating his wife, and I didn't want to get wet, so I didn't stay for long. I was actually on my way to the carport sale when I stopped to drink at the bubbler (cause I wasn't gonna pay 2.50$ for some fizzy drink) and a loving catamount came out of no where. It chased me three kilometers down the freeway before finally buggering off. I almost got flattened by a lorry but was intrested in the event occuring kitty wampus to me. So I crossed and that's how I got there.