North Korea declares war on Ealing (town in London)

[Mr Furdle]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/374772/Angry-North-Koreans-complain-to-Foreign-Office-over-barber-s-joke

wat

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

Typical north korea

[sir dooble]

"Official complaint" isn't technically "war", is it now?

It's stupid of the Korean embassy staff to even bother complaining. They're in Britain under British law, and it's not illegal.

[Tokerovin]

Can we please just blow up North Korea already? It's too far-gone.

[tails]

Oh no not Ealing! How could they do that.

[Doughboy]

The joke is that loony leader Kim – who recently put to death a rival using a flame-thrower...

woah there kim

[Brickitect]

Good grief..

[Camel]

Can we please just blow up North Korea already? It's too far-gone.

we oughta just 64 hit combo kim and then merge south and north korea into one

[Maxwell.]

send in the HARRIERS

[Tokerovin]

we oughta just 64 hit combo kim and then merge south and north korea into one

dis what I mean.

get on le bandwagon

[Harm94]

Grious Leader will remove evil Ealing from map. Remember the diplomatic immunity!11!11! Also down with English pride and nationalism111!11! North Korea best korea.

[Kumquat]

Stupid stuffter
Fuggin cry baby

[XR-7]

North Korea is the BDX of international politics.

[Filipe]

"WE WILL ATTACK YOU"

*A few weeks later*

"Nah just kidding we don't even have any technology to make a bomb we just want to scare you guys"

North Korea, in a nutshell.

[Bisjac]

i gotta question the website though

"North Korea is an isolated dictatorship where proverty is rife and crystal meth drug use common."

besides their spelling of poverty;
im sure meth is everywhere in the world. but its incredibly unlikely to be common in NK lol
if its even used there AT ALL