Some friend ran into me on my bike today.

[XR-7]

What a bunch of little douchebags. I scared the hell out of some middle schoolers the other day. My car basically looks like an undercover cop car. It has tinted windows, a ram bar, and blacked out rims. Since I do firefighting I also have a mini lightbar mounted inside my car.

I pulled into the parking lot of this recently abandoned building and saw a bunch of middle schoolers with their bikes throwing rocks at the walls and windows of this building. As I pulled in they stopped and looked at my car. I flipped on the lightbar and began slowly driving towards them. I've never seen a group of kids hop on their bikes and scatter faster.

Just a little rotating alarm light and a white Crown Victoria will end all violence.  Better than guns too.

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[$trinick]

What a bunch of little douchebags. I scared the hell out of some middle schoolers the other day. My car basically looks like an undercover cop car. It has tinted windows, a ram bar, and blacked out rims. Since I do firefighting I also have a mini lightbar mounted inside my car.

I pulled into the parking lot of this recently abandoned building and saw a bunch of middle schoolers with their bikes throwing rocks at the walls and windows of this building. As I pulled in they stopped and looked at my car. I flipped on the lightbar and began slowly driving towards them. I've never seen a group of kids hop on their bikes and scatter faster.

I thought about getting LED halos on my headlights. The biggest reason I don't is because I'm sure that I'm going to configure it to flash red and blue so people think that I've got some kind of new undercover cop car and get out of my way when I feel like cutting through traffic.

[XR-7]

I thought about getting LED halos on my headlights. The biggest reason I don't is because I'm sure that I'm going to configure it to flash red and blue so people think that I've got some kind of new undercover cop car and get out of my way when I feel like cutting through traffic.

I honestly doubt that'll work.  The lights might convince the stupidest drivers though.

[$trinick]

I honestly doubt that'll work.  The lights might convince the stupidest drivers though.

It'd totally work, people freak out when they see red and blue. It'd look pretty legit, too.

[Flamecannon]

you should learn how to do sick tricks on your bike like a spin so then if they try it again you just do sick moves and they'll be like
"respect man"
wait middle school
use the spin to hit them in the facers super harders

[Badger]

Impersonating police officers is a crime.

sorry fun police

[Flamecannon]

Impersonating police officers is a crime.

sorry fun police

then the obvious answer is to join the police academy

[Zanaran2]

then the obvious answer is to join the police academy

and then break your tailbone

[Epicduke]

now I'm reading the title as"some friend made me cake on my birthday" somehow

[cooldawson3]

Impersonating police officers is a crime.

sorry fun police

I honestly don't think what Destroyer did would really be seen as a crime in the eyes of anyone smarter than a tree. I mean, all he did was have lights and happen to have a car looking similar enough to an undercover cop car. Similar enough to scare a few little kids throwing rocks at buildings' windows.

Now, when it comes to doing it to pull people over and diverting traffic for themselves, sure, it's not right.

EDIT:

now I'm reading the title as"some friend made me cake on my birthday" somehow

What..?

[Zanaran2]

now I'm reading the title as"some friend made me cake on my birthday" somehow

did you get a concussion or are you high enough to punch jet planes

[Epicduke]

did you get a concussion or are you high enough to punch jet planes

neither

[Slammer1337]

now I'm reading the title as"some friend made me cake on my birthday" somehow

hey man some people get pissed off that they got vanilla instead of chocolate

[Niff]

hey man some people get pissed off that they got vanilla instead of chocolate

marble cake

[Destroyer]

Oh I in no way impersonated the police lol. My lights are legal, for me at least. They are pure blue, no red at all. Apparently the kids are either to dumb to know the difference or pretty much figured I belong to emergency services and I'd be waiting for police to come.

I simply used my lights to prevent vandalism haha.

I made a video of my lights to show them, I guess if I was a kid breaking the law seeing this would freak me out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7S3umzexP8&feature=youtu.be