Author Topic: Found someone at school who is aware of Blockland's existence  (Read 1959 times)

First person I've ever met unplanned who knows Blockland exists. Interesting conversation as follows:

Friend: You look like a Minecraft person. Do you play Minecraft?
Me: Well I have it, but honestly I don't use it much.
Friend: So you do have it? Well okay.
Me: I don't really care for it. I hate online play and single player is only fun for so long. I'm into a different game.
Friend: What's that?
Me: Blockland. Have you heard of it?
Friend: pssh yeah, it looks like it copied Minecraft (hnnnnng)
Me: No, no, no, no, no....its older than Minecraft.
Friend: Whatever. I have a friend who plays this game called Roblox.
Me: Roblox sucks.
Friend: Many people say its immature, but I think everyone around there is pretty decent (what tree did he pull this from?)

So yeah, he knows about it.



Oh god, kill him for us please.

kill him and save humanities intelligence level

OP needs to add poll on how we should kill this infidel.

OP needs to add poll on how we should kill this infidel.

Need suggestions

OP needs to add poll on how we should kill this infidel.
fire.
lots of it.

in better news one of my junior friends played the demo of the game a while back and she said she liked it but wasn't sure if she really wanted it


Need suggestions

Crushing by elephant.
Devouring by animals, as in damnatio ad bestias (i.e., as in the cliché, "being thrown to the lions"), as well as by alligators, crocodiles, piranha and sharks.
Stings from scorpions and bites by snakes, spiders, etc. (e.g. the "Snake pit" of Germanic legend)[dubious – discuss]
Tearing apart by horses (e.g., in medieval Europe and Imperial China, with four horses; or "quartering", with four horses, as in The Song of Roland and Child Owlet)
my packin monster schlong.
Trampling by horses (example: Al-Musta'sim, the last Abbasid Caliph in Baghdad).
 
Back-breaking A Mongolian method of execution that avoided the spilling of blood on the ground[2] (example: the Mongolian leader Jamukha was probably executed this way in 1206).[3]
Blowing from a gun Tied to the mouth of a cannon, which is then fired.
Boiling to death This penalty was carried out using a large cauldron filled with water, oil, tar, tallow, or even molten lead.
Breaking wheel Also known as the Catherine wheel, after a saint who was allegedly sentenced to be executed by this method.
Buried alive Traditional punishment for Vestal virgins who had broken their vows.
Burning Most infamous as a method of execution for heretics and witches. A slower method of applying single pieces of burning wood was used by Native Americans in torturing their captives to death.[4]
Cooking Brazen Bull
Crucifixion Roping or nailing to a wooden cross or similar apparatus (such as a tree) and allowing to perish.
Crushing By a weight, abruptly or as a slow ordeal.
Decapitation Also known as beheading. One of the most famous execution methods is execution by guillotine.
Disembowelment Often employed as a preliminary stage to the actual execution, e.g. by beheading; an integral part of seppuku (harakiri), which was sometimes used as a form of capital punishment.
Dismemberment Being drawn and quartered sometimes resulted in dismemberment.
Drawing and quartering English method of executing those found guilty of high treason.
Electrocution The electric chair.
Falling The victim is thrown off a height or into a hollow (example: the Barathron in Athens, into which the Athenian generals condemned for their part in the battle of Arginusae were cast).[5] In Argentina during the Dirty War, those secretly abducted were later drugged and thrown from an airplane into the ocean.
Flaying The skin is removed from the body.
Garrote Used most commonly in Spain and in former Spanish colonies (e.g. the Philippines), used to strangle or choke someone.
Gas Death by asphyxiation or poison gas in a sealed chamber.
Gibbeting The act of gibbeting refers to the use of a gallows-type structure from which the victim was usually placed within a cage which is then hung in a public location and the victim left to die to deter other existing or potential criminals.
Hanging One of the most common methods of execution, still in use in a number of countries.
Immurement The confinement of a person by walling off any exits; since they were usually kept alive through an opening, this was more a form of imprisonment for life than of capital punishment (example: the countess Elisabeth Báthory, who lived for four more years after having been immured).
Impalement  
Keelhauling European maritime punishment.
Poisoning Lethal injection. Before modern times, sayak (사약, 賜藥) was the method of capital punishment of nobles (yangban) and members of the royal family during the Joseon Dynasty in Korea due to the Confucianist belief that one may kill a seonbi but may not insult him (사가살불가욕, 士可殺不可辱).
Pendulum[6] A type of machine with an axe head for a weight that slices closer to the victim's torso over time. (Of disputed historicity.)
Sawing (Of disputed historicity.)
Scaphism  
Shooting By cannon (see Blowing from a gun)
By firing squad
By a single shot (such as the neck shot, often performed on a kneeling prisoner, as in China).
Slow slicing  
Starvation / Dehydration Immurement
Stoning The condemned is pummeled by stones thrown by a group of people with the totality of the injuries suffered leading to eventual death.
Strangulation  
Suffocation in ash.



Wiki is the best.

That's a nice list there
Even better, all of those at the same time.

Friend: You look like a Minecraft person. Do you play Minecraft?
Yikes - Should've punched him right then and there

People who say any sandbox game copies minecraft need to reevaluate their life

i'll kick his richard off and stuff down the hole