Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[awesomebread]

Does any non-straight person have any questions they'd like to ask?

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[Nonnel]

I am a proud heteroloveual #straightpride
We need our own parade.

[WALK2222]

I am a proud heteroloveual #straightpride
We need our own parade.

/support
when do we get a straight pride parade?

[Cool Boi]

Lol panloveuality

[dudeman162]

/support
when do we get a straight pride parade?

when the homoloveuals outnumber us and start to oppress us for our loveuality

[WALK2222]

when the homoloveuals outnumber us and start to oppress us for our loveuality

Today a gay person walked past me.  It's like, can I just be who I am??  Obviously it's time for a change.

[Menen]

when the homoloveuals outnumber us and start to oppress us for our loveuality

That wont happen we need you to make more gay people

[Katadeus]

Add me to straight list
I feel oppressed not being on it already

[Nal]

Lol panloveuality

this sounds like a blog on tumblr
I mean hell, ship a pan with the the once ler from the lorax and there you go
panloveual with a once ler twist
(yes I know its an actual loveuality)

Today a gay person walked past me.  It's like, can I just be who I am??  Obviously it's time for a change.

you are a gay

[WALK2222]

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this sounds like a blog on tumblr
I mean hell, ship a pan with the the once ler from the lorax and there you go
panloveual with a once ler twist

Nah, it's an actual loveuality, even if it sounds weird.  Surprisingly, it's not one of those "fake / made-up" ones.  iirc, Bubbagum is panloveual.

[Nal]

Nah, it's an actual loveuality, even if it sounds weird.  Surprisingly, it's not one of those "fake / made-up" ones.  iirc, Bubbagum is panloveual.

I know
I'm kidding

[WALK2222]

I know
I'm kidding

Just wanted to make sure

you are a gay

Uh. excuse me>? mE?  A homoloveual?
Absolut- absolteuly not ..

Nopee

Add me to the list

[Nonnel]

when the homoloveuals outnumber us and start to oppress us for our loveuality

little do they know only heteroloveuals can become doctors and we can remove all the gay babies if necessary

[Alternat¡ve]

IamA straight male, AMA.

[/Pacha]

all gays must go directly to gay baby jail