Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[awesomebread]

Very funny!

Christ, really? You are not funny, really.

The straight megathread can turn anyone's frown upside down!

[Ad Bot]

[Biohazard]

straights have been looked down upon for too long
it's our time to shine, support straight rights

[Redconer]

I draw straight lines
I think I'm qualified for the list

[SquartleTurtle]

i accept traps because they look like women

in your book anything with cans is considered a sandwich-maker

[Dodger]

why is there a thread for this

why not m8?

[ResonKinetic]

in your book anything with cans is considered a sandwich-maker

what does that mean

[Flatflyer]

why am I questionably :(

to prove I'm 100% straight I'm going to go outside and forget a girl right now

[ResonKinetic]

oh and awesomebread you never added me

how dare you i thought we had something special

the straight kind of special

I'm glad we could set things straight. 

[Steve5451²]

why am I questionably :(

to prove I'm 100% straight I'm going to go outside and forget a girl right now

because you like dudes in the furry megathread

[awesomebread]

why am I questionably :(

to prove I'm 100% straight I'm going to go outside and forget a girl right now

pie crust

[/Pacha]

to prove I'm 100% straight I'm going to go outside and forget a girl right now

you better check and make sure they're actually a girl this time

[Mikoyan]

you better check and make sure they're actually a girl this time

lmao

[Fab]

pie crust

jesus loving christ

you are my idol

[Flatflyer]

pie crust

I didn't know okay
If they would've just said "hey yo I'm a guy" nothing would've ever happened.

you better check and make sure they're actually a girl this time

and you better check and make sure that your face doesn't get flattened by my foot

[Foxscotch]

and you better check and make sure that your face doesn't get flattened by my foot

i didnt know you had that special interest