Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[Stocking]

Im p sure most people aim center mass aka bewbies

why would anyone want to ruin those boobies

[Ad Bot]

[Buu]

why would anyone want to ruin those boobies

why not

[Zay]

I'm so straight it's not even funny

[Stocking]

I'm so straight it's not even funny

me too but they wont add me to the op

[MyCreativeName]

me too but they wont add me to the op

too bad huehaeaehahueaueauhehuaehauhe ahuuheaeaeaeaeaeaeae

[sir dooble]

I'm so straight it's not even funny

me too but they wont add me to the op

I'm afraid you're both going to have to prove your straightness.

Trial by heteroloveual combat.

[Buu]

zay's only 14 dooble ;-;

[MyCreativeName]

zay's only 14 dooble ;-;

so is flatflyer but we managed to come to a conclusion

[st8terblock]

I'm so straight it's not even funny

ppssh you're gay 4 me <3

[Tabbo Hotel]

I'm starting a Scared Straight program in my neighbourhood in cooperation with the Cook County Police Department.

[Flatflyer]

I'm sorry Flatflyer, but we have decided you are not straight.

wow you guys are full of stuff

well i'd just like everyone to know that OP IS GAY FOR CREATIVENAME MEANING HE IS NOT STRAIGHT AND THEREFORE A LIER AND SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR DECIEVING US

[Kumquat]

Please help im at my gay uncles

[awesomebread]

wow you guys are full of stuff

well i'd just like everyone to know that OP IS GAY FOR CREATIVENAME MEANING HE IS NOT STRAIGHT AND THEREFORE A LIER AND SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR DECIEVING US

don't listen to this cigarette. he like birds and is not straight

[Flatflyer]

don't listen to this cigarette. he like birds and is not straight

DONT HIDE IT
WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH
WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT HIS SASUAGE SO YOU CAN STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT

[st8terblock]

wow you guys are full of stuff

well i'd just like everyone to know that OP IS GAY FOR CREATIVENAME MEANING HE IS NOT STRAIGHT AND THEREFORE A LIER AND SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR DECIEVING US

bird forgeter