You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like music.
Stranger: hello there
You: Hello.
You: Like music?
Stranger: what makes you think i like music?
You: ughm, top lel.
Stranger: you shouldn't make such strong assumptions
You: and how is my assumption strong?
Stranger: the muscles
You: It says we both like music
Stranger: stuff man
Stranger: you forgetin got me
You: forget
Stranger: can't believe i've been so dimwitted
You: wow
You: i've been spooked by scary skeleton
You: s
Stranger: it's the season of spooks after all
You: yes
Stranger: may
You: way3spooky5me
Stranger: stop that
Stranger: you stop that right now
You: why?
Stranger: you ever fed your richard to a hive of wasps?
You: ew no
You: that's gross
You: richard jokes are for friends
You: inb4theworldends
Stranger: this isn't a joke
Stranger: my richard was eaten by wasps, brosama
You: are you from the blockland forums?
Stranger: nope
You: what community you from?
Stranger: nothing big
You: lol
You: what is it?
You: you from facepunch?
Stranger: brown townbeads.org forums
You: steam forums?
You: ughm
Stranger: steamers.org
You: that sounds like a researchsite
Stranger: creamers.org too
Stranger: nah man
You: brown townbeads.com
Stranger: just a cool site for cool dudes to share pics and kiss
You: ew forget
You: lol
You: you really sound like a friend
Stranger: i'm not a friend
You: yeah
You: i know you're not
You: you're some friend on the internet who forgets his bitch liek every 837 seconds
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: i'm just a big gay monday
You: lol
You have disconnected.
this guy really sounds like someone i've known.........
