Rant Thread

[Alyx Vance]

On a similar note, another thorn in my side are stickers.
No, not the adhesive picture whatevers.

These little starfishs are like legos, almost. After a second of walking through barefoot it's like being stung by bees repeatedly.
Run through them barefoot and you bleed almost instantly.
And, guess what, they live up to your name so even with shoes and socks they'll still forget with you.
Oh yeah, and they come in field-sized groups.

This reminds me:
Tip: Do not walk through the woods wearing shorts! I did and ended up walking through a patch of thistle plant things. The kind that shoot barbs into your leg, these barbs which are covered in toxins cause a painful and itching feeling until washed.

[Ad Bot]

[+Cca+]

I don't like Ephi. I think we should petition him to get his moderator rank taken away and shut down RTB!

[Khaz]

I don't like Ephi. I think we should petition him to get his moderator rank taken away and shut down RTB!

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[ßlöükfáce]

I hate when these tiny spiky things get suck in my tires and ruin them

[TheBlueHobo]

*insert rant about maps *

[Aperture Science]

Black Mesa, always stealing Aperture's technology and claiming it as their own.
"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-"

They deserved that whole resonance cascade.

And don't get me started on the Combine, trying to steal OUR ship.

[Abstath]

I walk into my room holding a drink
Wearing a long sleeve
My sleeve makes contact with the doorknob
. . .

[Maxwell.]

those starfishs that walk in 3 in a thin corridor and block up the whole thing so no one can get past

here's a suggestion: lay under a moving truck, all three of you

[Jubel]

I walk into my room holding a drink
Wearing a t-shirt
My sleeve makes contact with the doorknob
. . .

are you like 3 feet tall or something?

[sir dooble]

those starfishs that walk in 3 in a thin corridor and block up the whole thing so no one can get past

here's a suggestion: lay under a moving truck, all three of you

That's where I hold all my conversations.

[Maxwell.]

That's where I hold all my conversations.

under a moving truck?

[sir dooble]

under a moving truck?

Yes. It's the best place to avoid people eavesdropping.

[Night Fox]

are you like 3 feet tall or something?

well maybe, but generally people move their hands down to their doorknob to open doors, so

[Hammereditor5]

WTF Verizon WHY is my ping to Europe 210 ms. instead of 120 ms., AAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!!2!

[Jubel]

well maybe, but generally people move their hands down to their doorknob to open doors, so

if youre wearing a T-Shirt your sleeves just stop at the end of the shoulder.
He would've contorted to reach the knob and get his sleeve caught