Dumb stuff you've been in trouble for at school

[The Brighter Dark]

in 1st grade a guy tricked me into shouting "ass" and i got detention.

[Ad Bot]

[Blooker]

I got a five minute detention for scraping a stick against a wall once

[gr8dayseth]

I got a five minute detention for scraping a stick against a wall once

5 minutes lol

[Candy Apple]

I was trying to do a hard assignment and i was looking down at my paper and my teacher called me out and told me to wake up and pay attention

[Buu]

I slept in class and started drooling, and when i woke up i slobbered the teacher, earning me an all day AC :c

[Pie Crust]

I sleep in class every day. I don't get why teachers make such a big deal. I'm telling them that I couldn't care less about their class without disrupting it. Keeping me awake will just urge me to talk with my friends.

[Ducky duck]

I didn't get introuble for this but it was some pretty stupid stuff.

I go to a private school.

Out in the school yard, we get these balls to play with.

I got a purple small ball and a group of people decided to chase me around until I gave it over, I wasn't really scared because they were way younger than me.

Eventually I got tired and stopped to take a breathe, they started to tackle me and hold me down while chooking me, and took it. Mugged. They got suspended for Assaulting a Student.

They were in the same class as me but they are a year younger.

[Zanaran2]

I accidentally breathed 1 femtosecond faster than the school regulated breathing speed and I got expelled.

[ResonKinetic]

I sleep in class every day. I don't get why teachers make such a big deal. I'm telling them that I couldn't care less about their class without disrupting it. Keeping me awake will just urge me to talk with my friends.

i can tell you have great respect for learning

(i forgive you)

[Pie Crust]

I do like to learn. But subjects like Religion and Swimming can kiss my loving ass.

[gr8dayseth]

This happened yesterday.
So we had block scheduling for a while. (For those who don't know, it's having either 1,3,5 or 2,4,6 classes, for two hours a class instead of one)
So for my 1st class, we have graphic design.
Since that class is where one of the few computer labs are, for all the days we had that we had a sub teacher who let us watch movies during then.
Yesterday, we were halfway though the first movie I was actually interested in watching.
Then our regular teacher comes in and takes us back to class.
I was half ok with this, cause I was expecting to do freetime stuff.
But when we got back, she told us we couldn't use the computers for some reason.
SO WHAT WAS THE POINT?!?

So, since there was literally nothing to do for the whole rest of the hour, I was done with my homework and everything, I played on my phone for a while.
A few others had their phones too.
Some guy was playing some game loud enough for everyone to hear.
The teacher thought it was me.

I do like to learn. But subjects like Religion and Swimming can kiss my loving ass.

What kinda classes are those?
Seriously if any teacher talks about anything about religion in my school they get in trouble.

[Pie Crust]

Not trying to start stuff but they rot your brain with The Ancient Will.

[Orion]

I do like to learn. But subjects like Religion and Swimming can kiss my loving ass.

teaching religion in schools is illegal unless you're in a private school.

and swimming is badass.

????

[Buu]

pie's from Argentina iirc

[Orion]

pie's from Argentina iirc

ah, fair enough.

but still, swimming is pretty badass.