Dumb stuff you've been in trouble for at school

[TheBlueHobo]

I wore my jacket inside once

Never going to make that mistake again

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[Hellboy]

In the fourth grade my friend was being bullied and literally beaten up in the classroom when the teacher had to step out, I went to help him out and the teacher thought I was beating the crap out of him along with the other 2 kids.  I got yelled at for helping my friend by both the bitch teacher and the principle who did not bother listening to my side of the story or even my friends side of the story.  That was the year I started not to trust teachers or principles at all, mainly because I always feel like they are out to get me...

[Cappytaino]

my friend put his hat on my head and we got sent to the dean

[ebube4356]

i smiled and i got detention

same but I giggled

[Swat 3]

in the 6th grade, I was feeling horny and I pulled my pants down infront of a girl

true story

This sounds a lot like what happened in my school. Did you do this on the last day of school?
The first time I ever got detention was because I accidentally kept reading a piece of paper when a teacher, mind you he is the one who talks about "respect" and "respect teachers" and "wear deodorant" (we all had/have this kind of teacher), was talking. I can make a large guess here, but I think I have something wrong with my reaction speeds and some evolutional advantage where I have selective hearing and selective attention because if I am focused on one thing it is really loving difficult to turn my attention to another (basically, if I am thinking about something, I have to ask someone to repeat something 2 or 3 times or just not bother to ask for a repeat. I miss a lot of information because of this D:).

The second time I got detention was for trying to throw some large plastic tape (something just for tying school stuff, I think) as confetti. Some girl accidentally tripped me so I missed place my step. To the substitute it seemed I was trying to kill him by choking him.

The third time I got detention was for throwing a bottle cap, around 4 feet from the trash can (mind you I am no basketball player or accurate at anything for that manner), missed, then got told off by the Assistant Principle for "throwing a bottle cap at him". I mean, you could say I was partially aiming at him, but it was still bullstuff.

Never got anything above a detention, but I have gotten called out by teachers for other things, mainly because of the "selective" senses I have. Should talk to a doctor about it, I don't know.

[TheBlueHobo]

One time in music class me and my friends had our feet dangling out and we were like playing a small footsie game thing but not violently kicking( I was hardly in it) and the bitch music teacher is blabbering on about how her old class was 10x better and how she would loving kill us if our school allowed major discipline and how the school isn't ready for her "teaching," skills and eventually some indian richard nose spoiled brat munch who had ADHD and like aspergers or something which makes him really obnoxious and about the whole entire class hates him and wants him dead accept this one autistic guy, so anyway he screams out " THEY ARE KICKING EACHOTHER!!!," and the little brat points at us
bitch teacher asked " who was it?" and he points at me , I hardly had my feet out and my man Joseph, who wasn't even a part of it and was sitting off to the side, hes quiet but he is cool, we both got sent to this room where they add your name to some list , I got so loving pissed at the stuff eating brat that after school when he poked me I had to punch him in the gut ( super loving fat gut that he thinks is skinny)

[Ducky duck]

I had 3 substitutes this year, the second one was really nice but afraid of our princable.

We were talking (a little loud) about "jobs" in the class to the teacher and the princable came in and some little forget ass brat that Iv hated since 1st grade pointed to me and said I was yelling at the teacher. I got out of it when they found out the loving bastard was lieing. Thank god for the Sub.

The bitch got detention 

[ResonKinetic]

princable.

i take it you ride the short bus to school, no?

[XR-7]

blabbering on about how her old class was 10x better and how she would loving kill us if our school allowed major discipline

This is wrong on so many levels.

[Midevil Warrior]

In 6th grade I got saturday school for apparently stroking my tan recorder in band class

In 7th grade I also got hour detention for getting my supplies that I needed that were in my backpack far away from me.

Also in 7th Grade I was playing with my basketball during passing period and I faked throwing it at one of my friends and I got detention and the basketball taken away over the weekend

Also in 7th grade my friend threw my pencil box up in the air and there was a project hanging from it and it fell down. I got detention and my friend got away with it.

[Swat 3]

In 6th grade I got saturday school for apparently stroking my tan recorder in band class

Is that a band term or is that what I think it is? Lol.

Do you guys hate it when the school feels that it can take stuff away from you over their time of jurisdiction (such as the weekend)?
It is like whenever you walk through those doors (actually they do this outside of school too) you have your right immediately taken away.

[gr8dayseth]

In 1st grade, we were in computer class one day, and we were talking about the fingers of the keys of the keyboard and stuff. We were showing our fingers as we say the letters, and I stuck my middle finger up, not knowing at the time that it was bad. I didn't get in trouble since I didn't know, but when I found out it was pretty embarrassing.

[Aduioa]

In 1st grade, we were in computer class one day, and we were talking about the fingers of the keys of the keyboard and stuff. We were showing our fingers as we say the letters, and I stuck my middle finger up, not knowing at the time that it was bad. I didn't get in trouble since I didn't know, but when I found out it was pretty embarrassing.

I had a similar thing to that.

I was in 2nd grade.
I had gotten a cut on my middle finger and it was gross so I wanted to show my teacher. I went up to my teacher and I said:
"HEY LOOK!" *Middle finger*

...Yeah... everyone in the class stopped and stared and a few said "oooOOOOO!!!"
now that I think back on that lmfao

[BlockyMagician]

My class had a huuge problem with turning assignments in on time(and still does). I always got my assignments in on time. One week, every assignment that week, someone had it missing(It was usually the same 3 people). I forgot my homework at home late that week, and I got detention. Probably the first time I had late homework at all that year, and I get detention. While everyone else in my class (minus 3? people) have missed tons. It pissed me off so much.

[McJobless]

Anyone else shoved wire into a door lock so you get to skip out English/Religion class?