Author Topic: The obesity trend in America is amazing  (Read 8282 times)

I have a chance of getting stung by a bee (their all loving around here because the neighbors yard is all FLOWERS) and getting a really bad fever.

OH MAN A BEE THAT'S SO TERRIBLE YOU SHOULD NEVER GO OUTSIDE AGAIN

2, I could get hit by a forgetin car because our yard is only like what? Four feet from the house?

yeah well my yard is up against my house too. i can't believe i didn't die getting the mail yesterday

3, I sunburn very easily.

so do i, run in the evening

4, What the forget is their to do? Sit here and bake in the sun as I start to loving drown in sweat?

last time i checked exercise involves movement not getting a tan

I live on a main street that is always in motion, its nearly impossible to cross the street.

then run on the side?

Some people cant get exercise because of issues like weak legs, very little energy or even heavy discomfort while exercising that causes back pain for a day or two afterwords.

i wonder why they have weak legs and no energy?

also WHO KNEW that exercise is apparently supposed to be a painless, blissful experience?? I AM ENLIGHTENED. THANK YOU.

shouldnt complain about sunburning easier.

every time I go outside I have to put on sunscreen because Im so likely to get skin cancer lol

if that fails you can use spf 100 sunblock like they do in the middle eat haha

I think fat just doesn't work on me
I eat a stuff ton of food and I stay insanely skinny
Like I'm skinny enough I can see my loving ribcage

I guess you can say Siberian is a size Husky.

we should give all the fat people meth bananas
it makes them skinnier

Sorry, but...

Fast food isn't cheap. Going to the store and purchasing ingredients for a meal is cheaper. Think of this.
wait what
mcd has a dollar menu

http://thCIAthinprivilege.tumblr.com/
Ok guys i think we might as well get rid of you laugh you ose now

Siberian Husky has out of shape privilege, obese privilege, and fear of trivial hazards privilege.


I have a chance of getting stung by a bee (their all loving around here because the neighbors yard is all FLOWERS) and getting a really bad fever.
I could get hit by a forgetin car because our yard is only like what? Four feet from the house?
I sunburn very easily.
What the forget is their to do? Sit here and bake in the sun as I start to loving drown in sweat?
Some people cant get exercise because of issues like weak legs, very little energy or even heavy discomfort while exercising that causes back pain for a day or two afterwords.

This is a pretty prime example of why so many people are overweight. None of these things you've listed legitimately prevent you from exercising. You can complain about anything to convince yourself to not exercise, but the thing is that you'll never actually get into shape unless you actually forgetin exercise lol

Your weight problems are your own damn fault if you acknowledge you eat unhealthily but refuse to exercise.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 01:32:50 PM by IkeTheGeneric »

I'm 15 and like 135lbs so I'm doing good for an American. I never eat McDonald's as well

all you can do is not eat it yourself.

The only obese person I have met actually does have a lung disease that prevents her from doing anything strenuous
also the obesity gets worse in alabama every time lol

back in the 4th grade I went through a weird phase after my parents got divorce and I got really really fat. it's the worst feeling ever, uncomfortable to go swimming, can't run for over 30 seconds. Never again, I've had my experience it was terrible. Go outside this summer friends!!!
The great pablo has spoken.

No seriously, My dad left for war when I was in kindergarten, then he got a divorce when I was in 3rd
I was a little butterball up until probably 5th-6th

you don't even need to go outside to exercise