I'm going to be honest: I had a lot of fun at first seeing all sorts of hilarious deaths (like, a LOT of fun, more fun than I've had in ages), but at this point the only reason I'm still playing this game is because I just have a smidgen of hope somewhere deep down in my heart that jesus christ himself will descend from heaven into my living room and bestow upon me the knowledge of why I can't loving kill anyone yet more often than not I appear to go down in one shot