This guy in my class smells horrible

[Khaz]

so like he smells like rotten broccoli and literal poop and eugh

i would say something but i dont want to come off mean because like he's one of those higher belts of karate so like forget

what do because it makes me gag

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[DrenDran]

why is his karate relevant lol?

[Khaz]

why is his karate relevant lol?

because if i tell him and i sound mean i might get karaforgeted

[Biohazard]

spray him with febreeze next time you see him

[Khaz]

spray him with febreeze next time you see him

lol its funny cuz this other kid made this joke

"he smell so bad a febreeze bath wouldnt help"
ugh idk

[Biohazard]

you should bring it up with school staff or something lol
if it's keeping you from doing work or whatever

[Zanaran2]

a febreeze bath would kill you actually

[Khaz]

you should bring it up with school staff or something lol
if it's keeping you from doing work or whatever

well if he isnt near me its fine.

only when he's near me and oh my god today he was near me for like the whole period.

i told my friend to hit me up with some cologne because it was like tear gas

[Khaz]

a febreeze bath would kill you actually

duh but you get the actual joke though right

[Zanaran2]

duh but you get the actual joke though right

pretty much but I wanted to point that out also he sounds like the kind of guy who needs to die smelling good anyway

[fawkes..]

Offer him some deodorant or something.

[General]

I think it's safe to say that everyone has had that one person in their class who does not smell good. I used to have one but he left long ago

[BlueCacti]

because if i tell him and i sound mean i might get karaforgeted

Dude, just try to sound as nice as possible, just say something like "I really don't want to sound like an starfish but you kind of have BO." and even if you don't want to tell him yourself you could tell one of the staff at your school and they might bring him to the office and tell him other students say he smells bad. they might give him deodorant or something.

what grade are you in?

[Neon]

Dude, just be friendly. Maybe even get him some deodorant and offer it to him in a friendly, non-joking way.

[Steve5451²]

My teacher told us a story about this guy who smelled terrible, and after they brought it up with him they learned he was living under a bridge with his parents.