I had a dream one time where I jumped into some picture involving cookies and I started loving it. I then became a cube and started rolling around. Then, for some reason, I ended up on a giant dirt mound. Then all of the sudden I ended up in my Animal Crossing: New Leaf town smooth talking this female bunny villager into bribing a cheetah villager to stay. She succeeded, then I was flung in the far reaches of the universe, once again a cube. I ended up in my favorite Mario Kart 8 combo, and I was racing against a bunch of other polyhedrons. When I won the race, I was being featured in an anime researcho for some twisted reason, and when it was my scene, I had to cum cucumbers inside this beautiful girls, cake (dafuq), and when I did, it would explode glitter and flowers, and we had to lick it off of each other. After that, I was breaking the sound barrier by speaking faster than normal with the chick I was licking. Then I thought I woke up and forgot my homework, and started cussing. Every cuss word I said, I grew a shoe size. I wounded up being an American size 482. All of the sudden, I was flying in a plane and about to land in the wrong country. I heroically teleported the whole flight to the right stop. Then my loving cat woke me up. God dammit.
